Sandra Bullock, and her husband Jesse James, were hit by a drunken driver last night in Gloucester, MA. Around 11 pm the couple were being driven to their hotel when a gray Subaru smashed in their front end after it crossed into their lane. The woman driving the station wagon was Lucille Gatchell (64), who was given a Breathalyzer, and was more than 2.5 times the legal limit, so she got herself a DUI.

Miraculously, no one was hurt.

Oh…the life of a superstar. Never a dull moment.

Brad Pitt, at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new Jesse James movie, was viciously hugged by a fan overcome by lust.

We certainly hope his security guys are fired. Or that he at least gives them a stern lecture on the dangers of allowing young women to launch themselves at your hunky boss and latch around his neck.

At least Pitt seemed to remain calm. A lesser man would have thrown down his Sharpie and demanded an immediate beat down of the frenzied crowd.