Jerry Seinfeld (53) is lucky to be alive after the brakes in his 1967 Fiat BTM failed on Saturday. The brakes failed as the car approached an intersection. Jerry swerved causing the car to flip onto the passenger side, the roof, and then the driver’s side. Responding to questions about the crash Jerry said:

"Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do," Seinfeld said. "It is not something I plan to make a habit of."

His wife Jessica said:

"He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened."

Luckily Jerry wasn’t hurt.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri Cruise, all went to have dinner with Jerry Seinfeld, and to see his cool Porsche garage. The Church of Scientology International (CSI) has been trying like crazy to stop people from seeing his Scientology videos. CSI only wants you to see Tom the father, Tom the husband, Tom the movie star, but we’ve got six more videos you are forbidden to see by The Church of Scientology International (CSI). Click the link below to see all six if you want to know who Tom Cruise the Scientologist really is.

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Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica Seinfeld, are being sued by Missy Chase Lapine who claims Jessica heavily plagiarized her The Sneaky Chef: Simple Strategies for Hiding Healthy Foods in Kids’ Favorite Meals. She’s now suing Jessica for unspecified amount of damages for her similarly themed cookbook, Deceptively Delicious: Simple Secrets to Getting Your Kids Eating Good Food, which was published six months after Lapine’s. Jerry says Lapine is accusing his wife of “vegetable plagiarism.”

On David Letterman, Jerry said that both books were published at the same time and implied that his wife’s rival cookbook author was “wacko” and a celebrity stalker. He joked about Lapine’s name, saying, “If you read history, many of the three-name people do become assassins." He went on to name John Lennon’s killer Mark David Chapman as an example.

Lapine claims she was the victim of a “slanderous attack” carried out on national television. Lapine’s suite says, "He told E! News, [Lapine] is another kind of nut. You know, she thinks she invented vegetables. And she is accusing my wife of stealing her mashed-up carrots. Jerry Seinfeld is an enormously wealthy and well-known comedian, and Jessica Seinfeld is his wife, but that does not give them license to slander and plagiarize."

These two women should do this the old fashion way. Go on Martha Stewart and have a cooking contest, with Martha as the judge. The loser has to pull their book off the shelves.

In case you missed the recent interview where Larry King farted causing him to instantly forget he was interviewing Jerry Seinfeld, here’s another interview with Jerry that is just as unforgettable.

American Gangster, starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, took in $46.3 million this weekend to take the top spot over Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie which took in $39.1 million. Don’t bring a stinger to a gun fight. American Gangster was good, I saw it on Friday.