According to the Sun UK, Angelina Jolie says she gave up having sex with girls and kinky S&M - including using knives in bed - after settling down with Brad Pitt. The Sun says:

She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”

The tattooed Tomb Raider star enjoyed a ten-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizu.

However Angelina stressed she was now happy with Hollywood hunk Brad, 43 — but to keep her he needed “to be sexy”. She told French magazine Public he trusted her not to cheat, adding: “He lets me talk to whomever I want. He has complete blind faith in me.”

It might be the American man’s dream for his girlfriend to have sex with women, whether he’s watching or joining in on the fun, but considering Angelina currently looks like she models for Camp Auschwitz, and collects third-world children like Beanie Babies, I really don’t think Brad is currently that lucky of a guy.

Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has given Brad Pitt pause for thought
after confessing she thinks the actress-turned-humanitarian will return to her
bisexual ways.

Actress Jenny Shimizu insists Jolie’s romance with Pitt won’t last for long
because she will soon crave the love of a woman.

Shimizu, who dated Jolie on and off after appearing alongside the actress in
FIREFOX in 1996, says, "I was her first and although she’s having a baby with
Brad I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and
she was hooked."

Shimizu, who is now dating bisexual British TV presenter Rebecca Loos, admits
she was crazy about the Hollywood star during their passionate relationship,
revealing, "I don’t want to sound like I hustle a**, but, for a while back then,
if Angelina called, I’d drop everything and join her wherever she was in the
world.

"It’s her mouth that made me beg for more - kissing me passionately with those
full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do.

As I said before, Jenny must move on. Jenny already has another lover, who is probably not so happy hearning Jenny send love notes to Angelina through the press. Jenny looks so butch in this pic. She looks more like a man than some men do.

How bout this, Jenny and Brad fight it out on celebrity death match. No rules. Best man wins Angelina.

Jenny Shimizu has further enlightened the world on her lesbo affair with Angelina Jolie, adding that she was doing Angelina while while Angelina was married to Johnny Miller, and he even joined in.  That would be hot, except for the fact that Jenny doesn’t do guys, so I can just imagine Johnny watching, and asking, "hey, when do I get a turn?"  Here’s more from Jenny:

"She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!’ ‘Thigh!’ encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."
Soon Angelina was calling shots, too. Their ideal night was for her to dress in PVC pants with matching skintight vest and trawl strip clubs together. "I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all," said Jenny. "The darker and naughtier the better.

"Then we’d go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other’s clothes off and act out the moves we’d seen. They were amazing nights." But one of the pair’s wildest times together came at a friend’s luxurious home in the Hollywood Hills.

"I was staying with my pal at the time and one night when she was away I invited Angelina and her husband Jonny over," said Jenny. "There was another girl there that I was also seeing. But that night Angelina and I wanted only each other.

"So while Jonny and my other girlfriend were in the house, Angelina and I walked to the swimming pool, looked at each other and slowly stripped naked. It was a beautiful clear night and we could see each other’s bodies under the moonlight. Then we both dived in and wrapped our arms around each other. The feeling of the water got us both excited and for what seemed like hours we caressed each other under the surface, kissing again and again.

"Angelina loved to wax herself all over and didn’t have a hair on her body—and under the water I could feel every bit of her.

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Jenny Shimizu just can’t seem to stop telling the world how a tough, tatooed, ugly dike did Angelina Jolie.  I hope she feels lucky, cause it’s time to move on.  I know you won’t find anyone better than Angelina, but at least you still have your memories Jenny.

She said: "I was her first. And although she’s having a baby with Brad, I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and she was hooked.

"Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.

"She has a body which just makes you gasp and shudder with lust—so slender but with the most incredible, perfect curvy boobs.

"And her amazing skin is so soft to touch. But it’s her mouth that made me beg for more—kissing me slowly and passionately with those full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do with that mouth. Brad is one lucky boy!"

Yeah, I was talking about Angelina’s lips the other day, and showed a picture of those lips at 13 years old.  Ah, good times.  Face it Jenny, Angelina likes the sausage too, and might prefer it these days.

This is the second time Jenny has sold this story, and everytime it’s like she’s sending a love message to try to win back Angelina since she’s not accepting Jenny’s calls.  Obviously Jenny is obsessed, but so is everyone that has ever been with Angelina.

Angelina has a tatoo on her belly that says something like "that which nourishes me, destroys me."  Kinda sounds like what Angelina’s love does to her lovers (projection).

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