The rumor is that Jamie Kennedy (39) dumped Jennifer Love Hewitt after he was caught cheating on her with his ex Shannon Funk.

Jamie has danced around saying directly that he dumped Hewitt, but all the signs point to yes.

One thing is for sure, Jamie’s purchase of Redbull and a box of Lifestyles X2 proves he’s banging someone. We’re betting it’s not for Jennifer, because he’d also need a bag of flour to sprinkle on her to find the wet spot, arm pits not included.

Jennifer Love Hewitt somehow got Shape magazine to put her on their cover, and photoshopped her to look like a size 2.

Hewitt goes on and on about her delusional self image, but being in real shape is about being honest with yourself, not stepping in front of a carnival mirror, or photoshopping all the pictures of yourself to look thin and sexy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, aka size 2, spent the weekend in Hawaii with her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy. These stealth shots were the only ones of size 2 in a bikini. The rest of the time she was doing a photoshoot, which most likely showed only her face or hands, because she’s trying to hide her size 2 figure. Cut the carbs Jennifer.

Jamie spent his time away from size 2 checking out some real size twos.

Despite a report by Page Six claiming that Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged to marry Jamie Kennedy, her rep says:

“There is no truth to the report."

We realize they are both desperate for love, but not that desperate … yet.

Jamie Kennedy was very excited to tell Ryan Seacrest on his show that he’s dating recently dumped Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jamie said:

"I’m a lucky man Ryan. We’re actually more than dating. We’re not engaged. But we’re more than in love. If a person ever had anything, that had everything … it’s love. She’s so talented, she can sing, she can dance, and she’s hilarious … and hot."

… and emotionally needy, and possibly psycho, and not a size two, she’s an extra large. Is she the best you ever had Jamie, or are you just delusional to be in love?

Click here to listen to Jamie on Ryan’s show.