Jennifer Aniston is using her sexy body to sell calendars. In her 2009 calendar, Aniston exposes two of her best assets in the month of November. Seeing a sexy Aniston isn’t something I would want in my office, or my home, so to all of you who feel the same I recommend as a wholesome alternative the Susan Branch Heart of the Home 2009 Calendar.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were upset when they heard about a Vogue interview Jennifer Aniston gave, where she called Angelina’s husband stealing "uncool." Brad called Jennifer to complain. A source says:

Pitt and Jolie were "totally thrown" by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already "moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound."

What woman ever forgets it when a man cheats, or is stolen by another woman? Moving on just means waiting for her chance at revenge.

Aniston’s spokesman was asked to comment on Pitt’s call to Aniston, and the response was:

"That’s personal information. That really is no one’s business."

What do you think of Brad’s new mustache?

Angelina should be thankful Aniston didn’t take her revenge with a can of spray paint, like happened to a girl in the picture below.

In the December issue of Vogue, Jennifer Aniston said she thinks Angelina Jolie should not talk specifically about when she and Brad Pitt started their affair. Aniston told Vogue regarding Angelina’s timeline as to when she and Brad started their affair on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith:

"There was stuff printed that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."

Aniston is referring to an interview Angelina gave two years ago. Aniston is like an elephant, she never forgets. I think the loss of Brad hurt Aniston’s self esteem, so it’s been difficult for her to regain her confidence, and find a new guy who can match Brad. John Mayer isn’t that guy, but he is a good indication that Aniston still has some healing to do. Unfortunately, her biological clock is ticking. Tick Tock Tick Tock.

Star magazine is alleging that Jennifer Aniston asked John Mayer to marry her. Star quotes a source that says John sent Jennifer a bunch of emails asking her to come back to him, but she said:

"that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed. They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her."

A rumor that Aniston is already pregnant was denied by Aniston’s rep, and altough we don’t believe she is pregnant yet, her clock is ticking, and she might be looking to have that baby before it’s too late. It’s just sad she didn’t have that attitude when she was married to Brad Pitt. Mayer doesn’t seem like marriage material.

As far as the engagement goes, I’ll wait to see the ring before I believe it.

Jennifer Aniston was at the Toronto International Film Festival when she flashed her lady parts. Good thing she was wearing panties.