Mickey Brett (above left), who is a former bodyguard for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, is writing a tell all book about the couple. It appear Mickey can write the book legally, because he didn’t sign a confidentiality agreement. The book is said to contain a lot of personal information, including details about the couple’s sex life, and other information that Pitt and Jolie don’t want him talking about. A source says:

"Mickey knows everything about Angelina. It’s going to be one of the most explosive books ever written. It will include all the sordid details of how they (Pitt and Jolie) got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston."

Mickey was fired as the couple’s head of security in 2008. Can’t wait to see how Pitt, Jolie, and Aniston say about the book when it comes out.

Brat Pitt is still denying he cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie while making the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Brad told W magazine:

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be that. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. The film will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Um, what will the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith mean to the kids? Will it mean that is when mommy and daddy met, when daddy was still married to another woman?

The best way to end the cheating discussion is to stop talking about it. Jen must be pleased.

Jennifer Aniston took her clothes off for the January 2009 cover of GQ magazine. This cover looks a lot like her 2005 GQ cover where she showed some side boob, and her 2009 calendar where she wore a wet t-shirt to sell more calendars. Trash before class.

The GQ with Aniston once again focuses on her relationship with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, because Aniston just isn’t that interesting. Aniston says:

In a barbed remark, the actress joked that she goes on holiday with Jolie and Brad Pitt on weekends.

"The funny thing is that people don’t realise we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends," she told the magazine.

"No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical," and making a reference to the couple’s children, she added: "I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…."

She also spoke about how she is still in touch with Pitt.

"We don’t not talk," she said. "When there’s something to congratulate or celebrate, there’s always an exchange. But there’s no charge on it."

And asked if she talks to Jolie, she retorted: "No, Nuh-uh."

Once the sex appeal is gone, and people no long care to hear about her former relationship with Brad Pitt, then Aniston is going to have to do something like get pregnant, which she might be working on right now, and she should be … the clock is ticking … tick tock tick tock.

Jennifer Aniston is using her sexy body to sell calendars. In her 2009 calendar, Aniston exposes two of her best assets in the month of November. Seeing a sexy Aniston isn’t something I would want in my office, or my home, so to all of you who feel the same I recommend as a wholesome alternative the Susan Branch Heart of the Home 2009 Calendar.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were upset when they heard about a Vogue interview Jennifer Aniston gave, where she called Angelina’s husband stealing "uncool." Brad called Jennifer to complain. A source says:

Pitt and Jolie were "totally thrown" by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already "moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound."

What woman ever forgets it when a man cheats, or is stolen by another woman? Moving on just means waiting for her chance at revenge.

Aniston’s spokesman was asked to comment on Pitt’s call to Aniston, and the response was:

"That’s personal information. That really is no one’s business."

What do you think of Brad’s new mustache?

Angelina should be thankful Aniston didn’t take her revenge with a can of spray paint, like happened to a girl in the picture below.