In November 2004, the world’s most famous adult film actress, Jenna Jameson, went to the dermatologist to treat some veins on her back, and was shocked when the doctor discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.

Then, before Jameson could go into surgery, a blood test revealed that she was two months pregnant. But her joy soon turned to sadness. The day after she received the happy news, the porn star miscarried, probably due to the stress of the cancer.

The following month, Jameson had the mole excised and has been 100 percent cancer-free ever since. “If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery,” she says. “So it was all in God’s plan.”

We’ll have to take Jenna’s word for it that she had a miscarriage, and not an abortion.

Jenna Jameson was at the T Mobile Sidekick iD Party, and she still looks way too thin. Jenna claims it’s all because of the stress of her divorce, but she is stronger than that. C’mon Jenna, eat already.

Jenna Jameson celebrated her 33rd Birthday at Deuce in Hollywood last night. Happy birthday Jenna.

Jenna Jameson came late and left early from a contracted public event, according to a source.

A source also said, "When fans openly asked her about her [botched surgery] and why she was so thin, her people cut them off. But she shouldn’t be standing in front of an old photo of herself when she’s about 40 pounds skinnier than she was."

Jameson needs to stay out of the public eye until she has herself mentally back to normal, otherwise, she is fair game for criticism. In her current state she’s about as tasty as a glass of expired milk.

Last week rumors that Jenna Jameson missed important meetings due to her vaginoplasty surgery ran rampant on the internet, but Jameson does not deny that report.

In a statement Jenna disputed the reports that she missed meetings.

Jameson said:

"I’m happy to say that negotiations to produce the film version of my New York Times best-selling book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, are very much alive. Bringing my autobiography to the big screen would be the ultimate fulfillment of a dream, and I take all business dealings very seriously. I look forward to making an announcement when we have a deal to discuss."