Jenna Jameson announced live at the AVN Awards, that she is retiring from porn movies forever. Jenna said, "I will never ever spread my legs again in this industry ever," while pointing out that honesty is very important. A few boos came from the audience. The porn industry has just been rocked. Jenna is probably the richest women ever in the porn industry, and she’s moving on. No doubt she’ll always have investments in the porn industry.

Anyone want to guess why Jenna Jameson makes permanent ducks lips now? Don’t say collagen injections. Leave your comments.

Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer Richie Rich plan to open a bar in Chinatown that used to be a brothel. The bar, to be called The General Store, will have a store in front where the duo will sell Richie’s designs and clothing picked by Jameson. They plan to open in 2008. If they make the bathrooms co-ed with live Internet video feed the possibilities would be endless.

Jenna Jameson walked the Heatherette runway the other day to model some clothes. I’m assuming the clothes were made for a Sunday auction by grandmothers, and for grandmothers. They needed someone young and fresh who looks like an emaciated grandmother that can still fully function, and they found that special someone. Yes, Jenna. When she first started looking like this I thought maybe it was cancer, but she says it’s just some kind of stress. It’s likely to be caused by the stress of not eating. You get hungry, ignore the hunger, don’t eat, get upset that you didn’t eat, look in the mirror and see how skinny you are, and get stressed because everyone thinks you’re anorexic. It’s easy to understand the stress Jenna is under, but she’s really shining in this picture. That sagging skin, and bony frame, is really sexy for a grandma. She’s gonna sell a lot of dresses.

Jenna Jameson may have a fat wallet, but her claim that she’s not anorexic is wearing thin. Below are Jenna and Kim Kardashian whoring it, I mean, hamming it up. Kim has always been a ham, and Jenna looks like she could really use a thick slice of ham.