Jenna Hager, formerly Jenna Bush, was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show with her mom Laura Bush, when Jenna offered to have Ellen and Portia DeRossi get married on the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas. The show will air this coming Wednesday May 28. Jenna got married on the ranch on May 10.

Ellen: "So, the ranch was a great place to get married, it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really."

Jenna: "Yeah, that was really nice."

Ellen: "So, can we borrow it for our wedding, can we get the ranch?"

Jenna: "Sure."

Ellen: "Okay, great."

The Bush haters must be scratching their heads right about now.

Jenna Welch Bush and Henry Chase Hager got married on Saturday. Jenna, the daughter of President George W. Bush, was married at the 1,600 acre Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas.

Pastor Kirbyjon Caldwell, of the Windsor Village United Methodist Church in Houston, presided over the wedding. The pastor is black, which makes this a politically correct wedding. He kind of looks like Seal from a distance.

President Bush said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning:

"This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry. It’s also a special time for Laura, who this Mother’s Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle."

Congratulations to Jenna and Henry. They look kind of stiff, but someone knows better. I’d like to know which relative got them the Kama Sutra book as a wedding gift. It was probably delivered on behalf of uncle Bill C.

Let them eat cake.

Jenna Bush was on Ellen DeGeneres who talked Jenna into calling her dad our President George Bush. Jenna said she thought she’d be in trouble, but George said he was glad to talk to his daughter, and told her he loved her. Aaaaaah.

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