Entertainment Tonight says they allegedly have information which may point to Britney Spears as the person who may have hired hit men to kill Kevin Federline. Here’s more:

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life.

Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.

Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.

ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.

The custody battle is really heating up now. It shouldn’t be hard to find the hit men. Just look for two guys honking horns that smell like Cheetos with big red noses, colorful afros, and big floppy feet.

Update:

…an FBI investigation into a plot to kill Kevin Ferderline are completely untrue — however, an LAPD investigation was conducted in the past.

According to LAPD, the department opened an investigation into a threat on Federline’s life nearly two months ago, but the case was closed due to insufficient evidence.

TMZ also spoke with the L.A. spokesperson for the FBI, who blasted reports claiming that the the FBI ever confirmed anything about a K-Fed investigation saying, "The information on the Internet on these reports is not accurate. It did not come from the FBI at all."

That’s a relief. Turns out Britney is more old fashioned. She’ll probably take K-Fed out with a long rifle or a crossbow.

Britney Spears could lose custody of her two little kids as early as tomorrow morning.

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Britney Spears is about as feminine as Andrew Dice Clay grabbing his junk…while sitting on the crapper. She’s pictured above letting the boys just hang out while at the LAX club opening in Vegas (And no, by boys, I don’t mean Jayden and Sean). After this picture, she probably gave them a good scratch, belched, then asked one of her girlfriends for a stogie.

Just one more person in Britney’s sad, pathetic life is hightailing it away from Crazyville. And this one’s gonna hurt, as it’s her longtime attorney Laura Wasser. TMZ reports:

Sources connected to her divorce case tell us, Wasser is about to resign as Spears’ attorney. The disso-queen, who has repped scores of stars including Angelina Jolie and Nick Lachey, sealed the deal on the divorce late last month. Now that the divorce is done, Wasser is done.

We’re told Wasser has put Spears in touch with other lawyers who could help the singer in her ongoing custody battle with Fed-Ex, but Spears has become so reliant on Wasser she doesn’t like any of the alternatives. There’s probably good reason — with Spears flipping out before our eyes, it’s pretty amazing Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split in the settlement.

It’s probably only days before Sean Preston loads Jayden James into his mini Escalade and drives away, leaving his mom in the Cheetohs dust.

Britney Spears personally called "OK!" magazine’s main number, and asked for "OK!" Editor-in-Chief Sara Ivens. Britney arranged for a tell-all interview, which will hit news stands next week. Expect to read Britney’s delusional view of events from the past, including her one sided rift with her mother. With a new video, single, and album dropping soon Britney would be smart to just keep her crazy mouth shut, but she’s got diarrhea of the mouth. I’d rather see a photo shoot layout of Brit with a straight jacket on, in a padded room, trying to paint a portrait with a paint brush in her mouth.

In the picture above, Britney appears to be getting out of the car after having driven with Jayden James on her lap.