Britney Spears cousin and assistant Alli Sims had to use a hammer to open the door to the bathroom where Britney and Jayden were locked in. After police got a hold of Jayden Britney said Jayden had a bruise on his arm, but "she said she did not do it." Jayden was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, then later released in Kevin Federline’s custody.

The picture above is when Britney almost dropped Sean Preston on his head, but she wouldn’t let go of the drink in her other hand to keep Sean from hitting the ground.

Have you heard this joke? A cowgirl looking like a prostitute, the baby Jesus, and a baby Gap rapper walk out of a dance studio. It’s not really a joke, it’s just the Britney family.

Britney Spears was out again at Millennium Dance Studio with her ripped nylons, cowboy hat, boots, and tight booty shorts. She brought along Sean Preston, and a baby basket that might have had Jayden James suffocating inside.

This is the first picture of Jayden James who was with mom Britney Spears. The strange part was that Britney had her hand inside Jayden’s back, and you could see Britney’s lips move when Jayden made baby talk. Not that I’m saying he’s a dummy. Sean Preston was there too.

Mother of the Year, NOT, Britney Spears didn’t let a night of throwing up in Tenjune’s bathroom halt her party plans. The tipsy tart was back in action Sunday night, donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th. "She didn’t like what she was wearing," said our spy, "so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her." Spears changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat – and proceeded to dance. Reps for Spears did not return calls.

According to The New York Daily News, Britney didn’t like the red dress she was wearing, so she decided to strip naked, and trade her clothes for a bikini worn by one of the club’s dancers.

A source told the Daily News she drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers’ dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes.

"She was in high spirits," says the source. "[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn’t like the way they looked with her dress.

"So she took off her dress and started putting on bikinis that the dancers wear," he adds. "She stripped all of her clothes off and was totally naked in the dancers’ room. She came out and got a T-shirt off of one of the waiters and danced like that till around 4 a.m."

After Britney Spears’ wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the brothers Federline and headed back to L.A.

The hard partying mama was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

Although Brit has a hard time keeping her own parts covered up, she sure is doing a good job keeping Jayden under wraps; only his little foot was caught by cameras.

Although the picture is a bit grainy, this is the clearest picture yet of Jayden James with brother Sean Preston. Shockingly, Britney Spears is actually holding her boys herself. This is rare so cherish it.