“…he was in the middle of butchering some …

Comment posted Jason Mraz with a Knife by Steve.

“…he was in the middle of butchering some vegetables in his underwear when there was a knock at the door.”

He should get the vegetables out of his underwear, because the knife could slip and julienne something much more precious. He looks GREAT.

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