Well, if it’s true and if it was a secret…plan foiled.

Of course, all publicists involved deny the existence of any plans even remotely resembling this clandestine reunion/play date for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and presumably Shiloh. (Does Shiloh have her own publicist? If not, she should.)

Remember the uproar about Aniston’s last meeting with a member of the Pitt clan?

Yet, Star insists that sources "close to Brad" are reporting many details.

“He’s tried before to meet with Jen, but she’s said no. This time, she asked his mom, Jane, to come with her and Jane said she would. Jane loves Jen like a daughter and thinks this will be healing for both of them.”

Interesting tabloid tale. Why now?

Do we believe this? Not necessarily.

Do we believe that Angelina Jolie won’t consider this a threat to her only biological child and immediately commence with the killing?

No we don’t. We don’t believe it at all. She’s already declared war.

So we’re just going to steer clear of the undisclosed dining establishment.

We prefer to live, thank you.

We’d read sketchy reports that Angelina Jolie was peeved that Brad Pitt’s mom had been witnessed visiting Jennifer Aniston, but Life & Style is taking it one step further, calling it a family war.

According to the magazine:

When Angelina Jolie threw Brad Pitt a party for Father’s Day, she was kind enough to invite Brad’s parents. But when his mom, Jane Pitt, left to visit Brad’s ex, Jennifer Aniston, Angie was furious! “When Jane returned to the party, Angelina froze her out,” an insider tells Life & Style in this week’s cover story, “and after the party, Angie and Brad had a huge fight about Jen and how she’s still in Brad’s life.”

Days later, Doug Pitt, Brad’s brother, added insult to injury when he called Jen "a friend of Brad’s." A Pitt family pal says Angie called Doug to tell him to keep his mouth shut — and then called Jane. “Angie is the mother of Jane’s grandchild and feels she deserves more respect,” says a Pitt family insider. “She told her, ‘If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won’t see Shiloh.’”

So Angelina’s threatening to withhold visits with the "blob?"

If it’s true, and who knows anymore, it’s a move that would make Britney Spears proud. If Angelina got so mad she tried to file a restraining order against Brad’s family, why, she and Brit-Brit could be BFFs!

Weren’t the Jolie-Pitt’s in Prague for Father’s Day, though? We just can’t keep up with all the globe-trotting.

Celebrity Babylon has exclusive pictures up today showing Jane Pitt, Brad’s mom, being escorted by Brad’s security team to Jennifer Aniston’s house.

According to our Celebrity Babylon snapper, "The second the SUV was feet from the place, Jen’s bodyguard rushed out and got the door for Jane. She was quickly taken into the house where she stayed for the next two hours."

I’m sure it’s just girls being girls. The mother of Brad Pitt, and his ex wife, sitting around for 2 hours making voodoo dolls of Angie, chanting spells and putting hexes on Angie, and cooking something in the caldron. Nothing sinister going on here.