The publishers of Lynne Spears parenting book realized that Lynne isn’t such a great mom, so they’ve repackaged her crap book as a "memoir." The book will have the same premise which is about what a great job she did raising, and making, her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn famous. They should just call it a "how-to" book. How-to make your daughters famous, and ruin their lives at the same time, with a testimonial by Dina Lohan.

The publisher blames the delay in the book on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Um, ya’think? Which is why they changed it to a memoir from a parenting advice book. The publisher spokesman Thomas Nelson said:

"Spears’s manuscript will not be a parenting book. It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir."

Lorilee Craker, who actually wrote the book for Lynne, said:

"Lynne has had a dramatic life. People will be be very surprised to find out the kind of person she really is."

No one cares about Lynne Spears. If it wasn’t for Britney going nuts, and Lynne having a baby as a teenager, no one would even buy this book when it’s released this fall. As a memoir Lynne can talk about how she tried to save Britney, and was in the dark about Jamie’s underage sexual activities. She can make excuses, and still call herself a great parent.

No matter how Lynne tries to make herself look good, we all know it was daddy Jamie Spears who saved Britney Spears life.

Britney Spears and Larry Rudolph are going to be working together again. A source told E!:

"It’s true. They are working together."

This is probably due to Jamie Spears influence to help his daughter get her career and life back on track. Jamie wrote an email to the New York Post last year in support of Larry after he was let go by Britney. Jamie said at the time:

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life."

Having Larry back in the picture could mean Britney may be getting ready to expand her acting career, and maybe get back to doing some music.

The clothes Britney Spears wore on the set of How I Met Your Mother are going to be auctioned off. Looks like they won’t be going to be inducted into the acting Hall of Fame.

A report today says the rumor that Britney will sing at Mel Gibson’s church is untrue. Mel did say he had been meeting with Britney to try to help her with her issues. Mel’s rep is the one who denied Britney would be singing at Mel’s church. Being very religious, he may have asked Britney to join his church, which would mean she might just sing there anyway.

There’s also a rumor today that Jamie Spears wants to take his daughter back to Louisiana, because he’s afraid he can’t control the bad influences around her much longer. That rumor is not true. Britney’s two sons are in Los Angeles, and daddy isn’t going to separate them. Britney is also opening a dance studio soon in Los Angeles, which is good for her physical and mental health, and daddy isn’t going to prevent that either.

The one thing that does remain true, is that Britney loves Starbucks.

Kevin Federline and Jamie Spears are getting into the restaurant business together. A source said:

“K-Fed wants to take over a Mexican place in LA with him and Jamie as managers. The restaurant, called Casa Cordobes, has been a favorite of Kevin’s for a while. He ate there with Britney. Now the owner wants to retire, and K-Fed really wants to run it. Kevin and Jamie get along well nowadays and Jamie is keen to get back into the restaurant game.”

It seems like a conflict of interest that Jamie and Kevin would partner in this venture using Britney Spears money, all while the divorce hasn’t been settled yet.

Babysitting pays really well these days. Britney Spears daddy, Jamie Spears is getting paid $2,500 a week as conservator to watch his daughter. He’s doing a great job too. He could ask for a lot more than that. However, he has said he may ask to end the conservatorship before July 31 if Britney is able to keep herself together before that date. It seems like he’s the only one who really cares about Britney, and he’s the one Britney tried to shut out of her life, just like a rebellious teenager.