Kate Moss and current boyfriend Jamie Hince were out partying the other night. Kate had a bruised and scratched cheek, and Jamie had a cut on his nose and a black eye. Although the couple look like they beat each other up, they claim it was all due to an accident with Christmas decorations.

"He said he was on a ladder and she was waiting at the bottom for him to pass down the boxes of decorations, but he lost his grip on one and heavy decorations landed on their heads."

Good thing they weren’t getting their bowling balls down.

I don’t believe their story.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince have been dating for 10 months, but after a big fight on Saturday during the July 4th weekend, Jamie moved his belongings out of Kate’s North London home. A source said:

"Kate made some comment about a girl who’d been hanging around Jamie and it deteriorated from there. Since then, Kate and Jamie haven’t spoken as she has had her mobile turned off or has been screening his calls. But he’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split, it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse."

Looks like Pete Doherty has a chance at Kate again.

Kate Moss wore an inappropriate dress to the opening of the exhibition of photographs by late fashion photographer Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott, in the Turkish city of Istanbul. Boyfriend Jamie Hince accompanied Moss, as did her 5 year-old daughter Lila Grace. Besides concern over how grace might feel seeing her mother expose herself in public, the city of Istanbul is 94% Muslim, and they don’t approve of this sort of exhibition of a woman’s body. Moss appears to have no respect for herself, or other cultures.

It will come as no surprise after this to hear some group wants Kate’s head.

The Sun claims Kate Moss (34) has said yes to a marriage proposal form Jamie Hince (39). A source said:

“The pair were in a bar looking very loved-up. Kate was so excited it looked like she had just accepted his proposal there and then. She was very happy.”

“She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, ‘I’m getting married.’ One girl asked her when, and she said, ‘Soon’.”

“We were convinced that, for some unknown reason, she saw him as the love of her life.”

“Jamie looked like it could have been a bit of a rebound thing at first, but now it seems like it’s the real deal.”

It’s never a good idea to make decisions when you’re in a bar, and drunk. Hopefully Kate will get a prenuptial agreement.

Since breaking off her relationship with drug addict Pete Doherty, Kate Moss has been dating another musician Jamie Hince. However, Kate was caught with another man in Cancun, Mexico where Kate was doing a TopShop photoshoot. One of these days Kate will find happiness, but not as long as she keeps dating guys that look like something the cat dragged in.