After denying they are a couple Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal held hands, and walked arm-in-arm while in Rome after news broke that their new movie Rendition had completely bombed at the box office. Their appearance as a couple looks staged, which means they just might be planning another movie together. How about Mrs and Mrs Smith? It’s so cute when girlfriends hold hands, and shop together.

Jake Gyllenhaal was in Toronto recently where he gave an interview on his new movie. There are so many gays that want desperately to have a regular looking guy like Jake to be gay, so they just throw it out there at least ten times a day. It must suck to have all those hot gay male dancers on their side of the fence, right ladies? Then there are the other rumors that Jake likes MILF Reese Witherspoon. Another rumor from Us Magazine today said they broke up again. Unless there’s a sex tape, who cares? The bottom line is, Jake doesn’t seem to be a top or a bottom, he seems to just be a regular American guy, who likes chics. In the video Jake talks about doing the difficult stuff guys have to do to protect and defend America. Sure it’s not as fun as gay life, where they ride well hung Unicorns, slip down the vaseline slide into pools of milk and honey, and get to wear comfortable panties all day, but who would you want protecting you from the boogie man, a nancy boy, or The Terminator?

Ex-Hollywood publicist Jonathon Jaxson says Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been in a relationship with Chris Fischer for years. He even says the pair are expecting a child with a surrogate mother together, and Jake will be coming out soon. Here’s more:

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.

Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

The job of the celebrity gossip columnist is to write about well known facts in Hollywood, but to present them as BREAKING or SHOCKING secrets being exposed. Although scientists knew for years, imagine how people reacted when they found out the moon doesn’t actually produce its own light, rather it reflects light from the sun.

Reese Witherspoon picked up Jake Gyllenhaal at his Hollywood Hills home, and raced off to her place. Looks like the breakup rumors were just a diversion. Kids must be with daddy today, so now momma can play. Divorces can be frustrating, and what better way to get your frustrations out?

That and living well, of course.

You could probably lump making out with the steamy Jake Gyllenhaal into that pile of wonderfulness, too.

Good for you, Jessica Simpson. Keep it up. Be happy.

Pay no attention to your ex-husband blabbing to tabloids about how happy he is, because, let’s face it…nobody cares about Nick Lachey. Without you or Vanessa Minnillo, the guy can’t get arrested in this town, let alone keep attracting magazine covers.