Jake Gyllenhaal Smacks Paparazzi

Jake Gyllenhaal (26) was in Beverly Hills riding as a passenger when he decided to reach out and smack a paparazzi’s camera. It’s possible the paparazzi were once again too close to the car. Better to get your camera smacked than have your foot run over.

Trinity vs Millsap Miracle Game - Video

With 2 seconds left to go the Trinity Tigers are on the 39 yard line needing a touch down to win the game. The ball snaps, and the Tigers throw the ball laterally 15 times to finally score a TOUCH DOWN to win the game. The Tigers amazingly won this college football game against all odds. This is probably the most amazing video of a football game you’ll ever see. In an NFL game however, after five laterals someone from the opposing team would pull out a gun, and end the game by shooting someone’s knee caps.

In slightly less, but nevertheless, amazing news, the Red Sox won the World Series. Jake Gyllenhaal is a Red Sox fan. Click here to see his hat from the night before last.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Trick or Treat

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon went to Kate Hudson’s Halloween party last night. From the look of Jake’s mask, and Reese’s wig, I have no idea what either of them dressed up as. Lame costumes. What do you think they were dressed as?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Hold Hands

After denying they are a couple Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal held hands, and walked arm-in-arm while in Rome after news broke that their new movie Rendition had completely bombed at the box office. Their appearance as a couple looks staged, which means they just might be planning another movie together. How about Mrs and Mrs Smith? It’s so cute when girlfriends hold hands, and shop together.

Jake Gyllenhaal Talks like a Hetero Man

Jake Gyllenhaal was in Toronto recently where he gave an interview on his new movie. There are so many gays that want desperately to have a regular looking guy like Jake to be gay, so they just throw it out there at least ten times a day. It must suck to have all those hot gay male dancers on their side of the fence, right ladies? Then there are the other rumors that Jake likes MILF Reese Witherspoon. Another rumor from Us Magazine today said they broke up again. Unless there’s a sex tape, who cares? The bottom line is, Jake doesn’t seem to be a top or a bottom, he seems to just be a regular American guy, who likes chics. In the video Jake talks about doing the difficult stuff guys have to do to protect and defend America. Sure it’s not as fun as gay life, where they ride well hung Unicorns, slip down the vaseline slide into pools of milk and honey, and get to wear comfortable panties all day, but who would you want protecting you from the boogie man, a nancy boy, or The Terminator?