Vivica Fox is the next Mel Gibson, only she’s a black drunk woman, who tries to use an accusation of racism to get out of a DUI. Here’s more:

Vivica A. Fox called a state patrol officer a "racist white cop" during her drunken driving arrest and repeatedly failed sobriety tests, according to an official report.

The 42-year-old actress, who is black, was pulled over in March after passing a California Highway Patrol officer who said her Cadillac was doing 80 mph and weaving in its lane on the Hollywood Freeway.

The officer noticed that Fox’s eyes were red and watery and that she had a "strong odor" of alcohol, according to the report. After she failed sobriety tests, he arrested Fox for investigation of driving under the influence.

"Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, ’Brother, help a sister, are you going to let this racist white cop do this. … Well, are you?’" according to the report.

Fox continued to speak in a "condescending manner" as she was placed in the patrol car, according to the report. She was taken to the Van Nuys jail, where a breath test was conducted but had to be stopped when she "burped quite loudly," the report said.

Breath tests indicated her blood-alcohol level was greater than .08 percent, California’s legal limit for a driver. She was charged in March with two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit. Her arraignment was scheduled for July 19.

If convicted, Fox could face six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Fox said this month that she had made a "mistake" and would "hire a driver next time."

"It was an unfortunate judgment that I am taking full responsibility in," she said backstage at the Daytime Emmy Awards.

Fox obviously hates white people, and she’s the racist. Calling someone a racist, when they’re not, should be considered a hate crime against an innocent victim. The poor white cop should sue her for making false allegations that could have cost him his career. I’m hoping this "sister" gets that old white judge that did Paris, and she’s not only late to her court date, but she calls him a racist too. She might just spend the full six months in the Phoenix Sheriff’s tent city. The desert heat does not discriminate "sister," and neither did the breathalyzer.

Paris Hilton is taking a brief vacation from her "telling lies" after jail promo tour. She landed in Maui with a an outfit designed to make her look more holy. The more fake Paris looks, the more she just looks like herself. Hopefully the photogs get some good pics of Paris drinking and smoking pot to relax on the beach. She even said herself she was hysterical in jail, and that’s because she doesn’t know how to relax without drugs, which could be how she was able to make it through the rest of her jail time. Prescription drugs could be Paris’ new best friends. Once Paris returns from Maui she will be putting in more beach time.

Entertainment Tonight learned that Paris Hilton is renting a house in Malibu. It’s a $2.9 million little pad for her to enjoy for the summer. After her cramped jail cell, she’ll be able to stretch her legs a bit more in the two-bedroom, three-bath, 2,258-square foot house on the beach, where she plans on spending her time as she revamps her image and gets to work on new projects. ET chatted with Hilton’s manager, Jason Moore, and revealed that the heiress is going to be a very busy woman now that she’s back in the business of being Paris. He adds that Paris has an “incredible work schedule” ahead of her over the next several months, with launches of perfume and other products.

Paris is weak. She’ll be a train wreck by the end of the year.

Newly-freed jailbird Paris Hilton has hopped a jet and landed in Maui. She even donned a clever (?) disguise to avoid the ever-present nuisance of the media. And it almost worked.

Luckily, someone caught the re-born heiress as she starts her new life. Since Hilton claims that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, we’re sure she’ll spend her days on the beach reading the Bible and her nights researching worthy charities for her many philanthropic interests.

Or, perhaps she’ll get wasted and vent about how hard it was to endure the real world for a few days.

People magazine has released excerpts of their Paris Hilton "exclusive" cover story.

Delusional Paris quotes from the article include this assessment of her own character:

"I’m a good person. I’m a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I’m sincere, and they’ll see."

Her description of the "medical condition" that resulted in her short-lived re-assignment to home detention:

"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics … and having severe anxiety and panic attacks."

And an explanation for her rapid jailhouse conversion, and a heart-warming recollection of her social life in the big house:

"There was a nun who works at the jail for all the ladies, and she would come every day and we would pray," she said. "There were girls next to me. … We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet."

That poor devoted Sister. All that work with the convicts and daily reading of the Word for three-and-a-half weeks, yet Paris couldn’t think of one favorite Bible passage for Larry King last night.

Trying to help Paris during that uncomfortable pause, we feebly shouted a suggestion to the TV screen.

Jesus wept! Jesus wept!

Jesus wept, indeed.

Everybody is covering the story of the week – Paris Hilton sprung from jail! – except celeb-focused US Weekly.

The AP reports this earth-shattering editorial decision.

"When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue," US Weekly Editor Janice Min told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

As a result, Hilton not only won’t be on the cover, there won’t even be a mention of her in the magazine.

"I don’t think," Min joked, "we even mention the city of Paris."

Perhaps it’s true that US Weekly made the decision because they’re just sick of Paris.

Feels weird doesn’t it?

When you can’t count on your favorite tabloid to ravenously cover a story like this, the world feels kind of…empty. Lonely. Scary.

Wonder how Paris will feel about this snub.