Super hot DILF Brad Pitt is on the cover of the October issue of Details.

Inside, he probably looks really hot in the pictures and then talks a bit about stuff that’s important to him and the paparazzi and…blah blah blah…what nice blue eyes he has.

“It is the defining annoyance of my life,” he says, emitting a deep, frustrated sigh. “I just think how strange it is for my kids. Mad, Z, Pax—they really believe that every time you go outside there is a herd of people with cameras snapping flashes in your face [who] are going to kind of block your way when you’re trying to get somewhere.

“That is their vision of the world outside. Very strange, isn’t it? It’s an everyday thing for them…

That would be weird.

Imagine walking to school with your angelic, famous baby sister and your blindingly gorgeous parents and having a mob basically escorting you.

You’d probably get so used to it, you’d feel lonely any time you weren’t surrounded by a dozen stinky, sweaty, yelling guys jostling each other and walking backwards in front you.

Boy. Therapy sure will be interesting for the Jolie-Pitt clan.

We really wanted to entitle this post "Nicole Kidman, Fool, Was In A Rush to Marry After Escaping Her Unholy Union with Tom Cruise" but we feared that it might not be the best search-engine-appropriate headline.

And that we might spark the ire of an unnamed, wee-yet-litigious man.

Oh! And that we might sound too much like Mr. T.

So, the story, according to Page Six, is that Nicole Kidman reveals in her Vanity Fair interview that she was "secretly engaged" to a man she won’t name in between the end of her contract marriage to Mr. Tom Cruise and before she married Aussie country crooner Keith Urban.

But our sources say he was Lenny Kravitz. "They were even house-hunting together for a while," a spy said. A representative for Kravitz said, "I cannot confirm or deny it." A rep for Kidman said, "I don’t know."

So there you have it…unsubstantiated, yet highly likely…and not nearly as interesting as the picture on the cover.

Come on. Secretly engaged for a short time? That’s like being almost pregnant. Half the kids in school can claim that.

Jennifer Aniston’s rep is calling Look magazine’s report that she ran into Brad and daughter Shiloh a load of bullocks. The magazine’s claims that she also plans on visiting her ex, Paul Sculfor, in London are also a bunch of hooey.

An article in the new issue of Look magazine (excerpted by The Sun claims that Aniston recently ran into Pitt and his daughter in a restaurant, and that she has plans to fly to London to see Sculfor on a regular basis.

“I was very sad last month when he went back to live in London,” the magazine "quotes" Aniston, 38. “But I’m going to be buying a lot of return tickets to Europe in the next few months so we can see each other.”

However, Aniston’s rep, Stephen Huvane, says that the article is a work of fiction.

"The interview never happened,” says Huvane. “The events like Jennifer running into Brad with Shiloh at a restaurant is completely false as well, as are all the events and quotes they attribute to Jennifer."

Look also falsely quotes the actress admitting that she was “turning into Bridget Jones” after she and Pitt, 43, divorced, spending days “lying on the floor surrounded by ice cream.”

Look, Look, if you’re going to just completely make something up, you could at least do better than calling her the real-life Bridget Jones. Why not say something like "Jennifer Aniston flew into a rage after running into Brad’s ex, Angelina, at a restaurant in NYC. She threw the three peas on Angelina’s plate at her and pulled her hair, all the while screaming ‘You’re a pillow-lipped, husband-stealing, blood-wearing, baby-collecting anorexic lesbian whore!’"

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Pamela Anderson has been hitting the talk show circuit with Dutch magician (pardon me…"Illusionist") Hans Klok, and now it appears that the uber-blonde twosome might be dating.

The potential lovebirds appear on tonight’s Late Late Show and host Craig Ferguson asks point blank about their relationship, asking the two if they’re dating. Here’s how Pam responded:

"There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. It’s very loving."

So either these two are going at it like bunnies or it’s all just a PR move. If it’s true, this falls squarely into the David Copperfield-Claudia Schiffer category. Damn those magicians and their inexplicable control over hot women!

With a new movie coming out, Michelle Pfeiffer is making the rounds, submitting to interviews, sharing beauty secrets, telling the usual tales of being an ugly duckling as a child.

Though we doubt she was actually awkward or unattractive, the story the Mirror is reporting about the snarky teachers sounds like it could be true.

"I was a real tomboy.

"My teacher used to write on my report card ‘Michelle is one of the biggest girls in class’.

"All I wanted to be was to be one of a petite little girls but my mother always cut my hair in a pixies and there was nothing feminine about me."

We’re not sure what the pixie haircut has to do with being petite, but can’t you just imagine the teachers who would write such a thing about darling young Michelle?

Wouldn’t you just love to see them now? Ha!