Lindsay Lohan’s sex scene in I Know Who Killed Me is lame. Without the whips and lines of coke it’s hard to believe that’s even Lindsay. It failed to arouse me at all. Brooke Shields was more exciting to watch in her sex scene for the Blue Lagoon, in which the director was pinching her big toe to simulate her orgasmic pleasure. Pornos have better music, of which I have the soundtrack of many, and I play the CDs in my car with the volume turned up LOUD.

Defamer had an insider at the screening for Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, "I Know Who Killed Me." No word yet on whether her final answer was, "The black kid did it." Apparently, they weren’t even going to do the screening for obvious reasons, and some actually found it to be more a comedy than a psychological thriller.

Also, in the scene where Lindsay gets hit in the face with a shovel– a scene meant to be terrifying–the audience erupted into laughter. Another not-funny-but-funny moment: when Lilo’s stripper character who may or may not be suffering from a split personality is being questioned by cops, she refers to her mother as "a crackwhore, disgusting, pathetic"…ouch Dina! The line was received by riotous laughter.

If only Lilo’s character had a father who was gang raped in prison. The film would have been a shoo-in for comedy of the year!