Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.

It’s time to get to know Hugh Hefner real up close and personal as his lifestyle is set to hit the big screen.

The film’s title is the name of his girly magazine, will be directed by Brett Ratner whose done Rush Hour movies and X-Men: The Last Stand. The 81-year-old playboy sold the rights to his story several years ago to producer, Brian Grazer who won a Oscar Best Picture for ‘A Beautiful Mind’ in 2002.

“Hef came from a puritanical upbringing and reinvented himself to be the godfather of the sexual revolution,” Ratner told Daily Variety, which reported the deal Monday.

The movie includes Hefner’s sexual indulgences (of course!) and using his magazine for freedom of speech and advocate cival rights in the 1960s.

One of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends wants him to knock her up soooo bad, but despite the tummy pat she’s not, yet. Girlfriend is looking for a lifetime pay check. Maybe she’ll get pregnant with his frozen sperm after Hefner is gone, and lay claim to his empire.