Hugh Hefner Wants Olsen Twins for Playboy

Hugh Hefner has tried to get Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to take their clothes off for Playboy before, but they rejected his offer. Now he’s trying again. The Olsen girls are worth $1 billion dollars these days due to their success in the fashion industry, so it’s hard to imagine they’d pose for Playboy unless they really crazed attention. The girls have said no again to Hefner’s offer. It’s not really bad news though. I for one am not sure if I’m ready to see the skeletons underneath those bizarre, but expensive, clothes.

Lindsay Lohan Gives Open and Honest Interview

Lindsay Lohan says of rehab “ it was a sobering experience.” Sounds like some good public relations coaching. Sound candid, and yet spin it to the moon. She sat down with Ok! Magazine after leaving Cirque Lodge and gave them an exclusive interview. What you won’t hear is openness and honesty. What you will hear is spin to brainwash you into believing her, which give credibility to another relapse. OK! reports:

On what her stay at Cirque Lodge taught her:
"It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

On her plans to return to the rehab facility:
“I’m going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”

On her arrests for DUI and cocaine possession:
"I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."

On returning to Hollywood:
"Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.
“I’m here to stay," she tells OK! with conviction. "My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it."

Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to say about possibly casting her in his Hugh Hefner biopic. He really sums up the talent Lindsay says is a gift. E! Online reports:

"She’s very talented…if she’s sober," he considered, in response to our Q on whether or not the rehabbed hottie could hack it. "She would be great as a Playboy Bunny."

Some might call might say Lindsay is being type-cast as a whore. Some might say she is a whore, and her playing a whore is more like a biopic, in which she plays herself. Michael Lohan has been with Lindsay non-stop since he started visiting her in rehab. Now Michael has even purchased a ring for his girlfriend, which is odd because he was in jail for two years. Where is he getting his money? One person who has not been seen with Lindsay is Dina Lohan, the enabler. Lindsay will also be using her talent to save poor people in South America who can’t afford to buy designer clothes, and stop global warming by cutting down to half a pack of cigarettes a day.

Lindsay also has a new boyfriend, Riley Giles (25), who was in rehab with her in Utah. Sounds healthy. Two former addicts dating each other. In Touch Weekly

“Yes, I am seeing someone. His name is Riley, I am really happy and taking it day by day.” She said, “Going out all the time was very self-destructive. Partying and having all of those pictures taken distracts from the work that I do. It’s not why I started acting. I didn’t get into acting to be written about. I want to act like a woman rather than a teenager. I am doing the best I can.”

Although I secretly have my fingers crossed that Lindsay recovers, and succeeds again, all "those pictures" are being taken because everyone is expecting her to end up in some cheap hotel broke, without the money for rehab, and no mommy or daddy around to help. That’s a happy ending according to Lohan family standards.

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Naked in Playboy

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.

Hugh Hefner ‘playboy lifestyle’ to be set on film

It’s time to get to know Hugh Hefner real up close and personal as his lifestyle is set to hit the big screen.

The film’s title is the name of his girly magazine, will be directed by Brett Ratner whose done Rush Hour movies and X-Men: The Last Stand. The 81-year-old playboy sold the rights to his story several years ago to producer, Brian Grazer who won a Oscar Best Picture for ‘A Beautiful Mind’ in 2002.

“Hef came from a puritanical upbringing and reinvented himself to be the godfather of the sexual revolution,” Ratner told Daily Variety, which reported the deal Monday.

The movie includes Hefner’s sexual indulgences (of course!) and using his magazine for freedom of speech and advocate cival rights in the 1960s.

Hugh Hefner’s Girlfriend Pregnant?

One of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends wants him to knock her up soooo bad, but despite the tummy pat she’s not, yet. Girlfriend is looking for a lifetime pay check. Maybe she’ll get pregnant with his frozen sperm after Hefner is gone, and lay claim to his empire.