Holly Madison at the Center of Playboy Bunny War

Rumors are swirling that Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s number one girlfriend, is upsetting everyone on the set of The Girls Next Door, and Playboy. A source said "everyone hates Holly," with Kendra Wilkinson being the number one hater.

It’s not secret that Hugh won’t marry Holly, or give her a baby, but he does trust her, and is allowing her more control in certain parts of his empire. Holly is probably very smart, but she should think about taking some management courses, or even better, classes on interpersonal relationships. Her current approach is turning allies into enemies.

Miley Cyrus in Playboy

Hugh Hefner told Extra, last night at the Playboy mansion, he would love for Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy once she reaches the legal age of 18. Hugh said:

“Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady. And I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos [Vanity Fair], I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Hugh would have been making a good point if he was talking about a girl over 18 years-old, but Miley is only 15. Dirty old man.

Hugh Hefner Turns 82

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd birthday in style at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas last night. He was up so late he couldn’t walk a straight line, not because he was drinking, but because he was up past his bedtime. Happy birthday Hugh.

Hugh Hefner Wants Olsen Twins for Playboy

Hugh Hefner has tried to get Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to take their clothes off for Playboy before, but they rejected his offer. Now he’s trying again. The Olsen girls are worth $1 billion dollars these days due to their success in the fashion industry, so it’s hard to imagine they’d pose for Playboy unless they really crazed attention. The girls have said no again to Hefner’s offer. It’s not really bad news though. I for one am not sure if I’m ready to see the skeletons underneath those bizarre, but expensive, clothes.

Lindsay Lohan Gives Open and Honest Interview

Lindsay Lohan says of rehab “ it was a sobering experience.” Sounds like some good public relations coaching. Sound candid, and yet spin it to the moon. She sat down with Ok! Magazine after leaving Cirque Lodge and gave them an exclusive interview. What you won’t hear is openness and honesty. What you will hear is spin to brainwash you into believing her, which give credibility to another relapse. OK! reports:

On what her stay at Cirque Lodge taught her:
"It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

On her plans to return to the rehab facility:
“I’m going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”

On her arrests for DUI and cocaine possession:
"I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."

On returning to Hollywood:
"Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.
“I’m here to stay," she tells OK! with conviction. "My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it."

Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to say about possibly casting her in his Hugh Hefner biopic. He really sums up the talent Lindsay says is a gift. E! Online reports:

"She’s very talented…if she’s sober," he considered, in response to our Q on whether or not the rehabbed hottie could hack it. "She would be great as a Playboy Bunny."

Some might call might say Lindsay is being type-cast as a whore. Some might say she is a whore, and her playing a whore is more like a biopic, in which she plays herself. Michael Lohan has been with Lindsay non-stop since he started visiting her in rehab. Now Michael has even purchased a ring for his girlfriend, which is odd because he was in jail for two years. Where is he getting his money? One person who has not been seen with Lindsay is Dina Lohan, the enabler. Lindsay will also be using her talent to save poor people in South America who can’t afford to buy designer clothes, and stop global warming by cutting down to half a pack of cigarettes a day.

Lindsay also has a new boyfriend, Riley Giles (25), who was in rehab with her in Utah. Sounds healthy. Two former addicts dating each other. In Touch Weekly

“Yes, I am seeing someone. His name is Riley, I am really happy and taking it day by day.” She said, “Going out all the time was very self-destructive. Partying and having all of those pictures taken distracts from the work that I do. It’s not why I started acting. I didn’t get into acting to be written about. I want to act like a woman rather than a teenager. I am doing the best I can.”

Although I secretly have my fingers crossed that Lindsay recovers, and succeeds again, all "those pictures" are being taken because everyone is expecting her to end up in some cheap hotel broke, without the money for rehab, and no mommy or daddy around to help. That’s a happy ending according to Lohan family standards.