Rosie O’Donnell was on Howard Stern, and the two had a very candid conversation. Rosie exposed Jay Leno’s lack of social skills, among other things. Overall Rosie was very open and honest. This is the way Rosie should always be. Howard has a way of getting people to just be themselves around him, even lesbians.

Howard Stern (53) and Beth Ostrosky (34) got engaged back in February of 2007. Howard had said he would never remarry, after a 22 year marriage to Alison Berns, with whom he has three daughters, but Beth melted his heart, or something. Howard is sure to have a prenup.

Howard and Beth will get married this weekend. This is far more exciting news than Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz getting married on May 17 … yawn.

Artie Lange got so upset at his assistant today over a passport issue he quit the Howard Stern show today. Artie and his assistant got so mad at each other at one point, they started throwing things at each other in the studio live on the air. Artie has some deep seated anger management issues, and should never be in charge of others. He never made me laugh anyway, so really no loss. Sirius is so concerned about the legality over what Artie said on the air to his assistant they are sending out legal notices to get the videos pulled. Watch them while you can.

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“I regret sinking down to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored. I work with people who have 12-, 13-, 14-year-old girls who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that’s not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her bejanis.”

- The never funny Tina Fey mocking Paris Hilton on Howard Stern

Reports have said Paris had collagen injected lips, which seems to be all the rage right now in Hollywood. Monkey see monkey do. It’s more likely that Paris was just working overtime smoking poles.

Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.