Ogawa Rubber in Japan has started selling rubber masks that resemble Michael Jackson in July of 2009 for American Halloween fun. The company claims the mask is their fastest and biggest selling item. The previously best selling item was the Barack Obama Halloween mask below. This company obviously doesn’t make rubber toys.

The Jackson estate will probably want a piece of this action.

Rihanna is better at looking like Larry King than she is at singing. Russian Roulette was a very poor effort. Why is it that Rihanna can’t write any of her own music?

Michael Lohan has been using the media to send messages about his concern for his daughter Lindsay Lohan, and in the process he is only getting Lindsay and Dina angry. Michael responded to Dina’s accusation that Michael is not being a good parent:

"Please get this out. Dina can attack me and say whatever she wants, but when she makes statements like, ’I need to focus on being a parent,’ I think she needs to reach deep inside herself, get out of HER state of denial and be a parent herself. I am taking LEGAL proactive steps, Dina. What are you doing beside lying, making excuses and putting Ali in the same position YOU put Lindsay in. Shall I even begin to play all the tapes of our many conversations about how Lindsay needs intervention, what a good father I am, and how you always loved me. Do you want Linds or your EX boyfriend to hear them? Use that loser David all you want. Your comments and sources don’t work. Be a REAL parent, the one you were when we were married and let’s save our daughter and give her her life back."

Although Michael denies Lindsay is seeking a restraining order against him, he does realize Lindsay is so afraid he really will kidnap her he made the following statement to clarify:

"I just meant I’d like to detox her myself, but of course I’d get arrested. People will twist my words to mean what they want. The bottom line is, Lindsay needs help, and no one wants to do anything."

Lindsay hasn’t gotten a restraining order, but she did say:

"I’m so hurt that someone who calls himself my father, needs to use the press to communicate with me."

"I have not spoken to my father, nor have I responded to his threatening and erratic messages over the last several months. It’s so sad that he needs to stay in the media spotlight by using my name and making up excessive lies. He should instead try to be a real father."

Michael has no way to help Lindsay, except to shout it from the rooftops to put public pressure on her. We know Michael loves attention, but we don’t fault him for talking about helping Lindsay when her mother won’t.

Lindsay looks so horrible. She looks like she is in her fifties.

Stephen Belafonte was walking down the street the other day wearing lipstick, and making his best gay face.

Melanie Brown is more of a man than Stephen.

This picture could easily be labeled "girlfriends."

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have finally made an oral agreement on the prenup. Khloe can’t touch Lamar’s $33 million 4 year Laker contract earnings, or the new house, but she will get an annual lump sum, and access to the joint bank account.

Odom just bought himself a paid whore for money. He must be a really lonely guy.

In case Odom doesn’t read the gossip blogs, Khloe has already found a way around the Prenup money limitations, it’s called child support. Khloe has already said she wants to have Odom’s baby, or babies, and that means in a few years she can hit the road with the kids, and sit party all night long while collecting a child support check, plus she’ll probably get that house.

Odom should have looked harder to find a girl who isn’t such a gold digger rather than settling for a hustler.