This B*tch looks like the Frankenberry Monster from the cereal commercials of the 80’s. Does anyone else see this or is it just me? I thought you might need a pop-tart with your coffee this morning. That cross is so tacky. Did anyone else wear this much makeup to the VMAs? This guy makes Liberace look like a lumberjack. Here piggy piggy piggy, oink. In case you don’t know, this is Perez (aka real name: Mario Lavandeira). For a guy claiming to be gay, Mario doesn’t seem to have much fashion sense, and for someone in the spotlight you’d think he would take better care of himself. Maybe a little criticism will help Mario realize he needs to eat better, and hit the gym at least a few times a week. Oh, and please get one of your gay friends to help you shop for clothes you’ll wear to big events like the VMAs. If you’re lucky enough to go, you might as well look good. Peace out bro.

Kyra Phillips, the CNN anchor whose bathroom break banter was accidentally broadcast live during a speech by President Bush, is dropping by the set of “The Late Show With David Letterman” tonight to deliver the Top Ten List.

No word on where Phillips will deliver the list from.

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CNN Anchor Heard Bashing Sister-In-Law In The Restroom

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Ladies there’s a new toy in town called iGallop. It’s supposed to simulate riding a pony, but it’s orgasmically fun. The Chinese makers are marketing it as a fitness tool, but you only have to watch this rhythmically girating video to see what it’s all about. Unfortunately the iGallop is currently only available in Shanghai, China. Lindsay Lohan will probably get this as an erotic gift for her friends.

When Kyra Phillips, CNN anchor, went to the bathroom yesterday completely unaware that the audio from her microphone was being broadcast live. From The New York Daily News:

The mortifying episode came when Phillips stepped away from her desk during coverage of President Bush’s Hurricane Katrina anniversary speech. Viewers saw Dubya’s lips moving, but they heard Phillips pulling down a zipper and making girl talk with another woman in the rest room. "I have the most handsome man," Phillips gushed. "Just a really passionate, great, great human being. And they exist! They are hard to find, but they are out there." Phillips’ sister-in-law didn’t get such positive treatment. "I’ve gotta be protective of [my brother]," she was heard saying as she washed her hands. "He’s married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak!"

Hopefully, for her sake, she’ll be able to make amends with her sister-in-law in time for the holidays. Those folks at CNN sure are professionals aren’t they?

This special CNN moment caught on tape below: