On December 3 Don Imus, and his Imus in the Morning radio show, will return to the airwaves on WABC in New York City, the most listened to talk station in the US and A. Imus signed an eight-figure, multiyear contract with WABC parent company, Citadel Broadcasting. WABC says:

"We’ll have him on a standard 40-second delay. Don is rested, humbled, and ready for war!"

You might be asking, "War against who?" The answer is Hillary Clinton. In April Hillary traveled to Rutgers to exploit the controversy involving Imus and the women’s basketball team, and called Imus "Satan," the "devil," she forgot Lucifer, and call Imus’ comments "small-minded bigotry and coarse sexism." Maybe these two should talk out their differences man-to-man. I hear Monica Lewinsky is going to vote Republican. She says the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Angelina Jolie has been fired by St. John according to OK! Magazine:

“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina," a fashion industry insider explains to OK!. "The people that wear St. John just didn’t relate to her.”

St. John’s collections are largely comprised of conservative suit outfits and are wardrobe staples of women such as Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton.

Using Angelina probably wasn’t a good idea. Only 90 lb. anorexic girls could fit into the clothes modeled by her, so sales were slow. Angelina got the news she was fired, then attended a conference on global education at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting. Bill Clinton was as happy to see Angelina as a McDonald’s big mac. He kept inviting her back to his private suite, but she was a hard sell, even though he raised his white flag several times. Ever since his heart bypass surgery, Bill’s white flag only raises half mast, and Angelina never does anything halfway.