It might not sound like earth shattering news to hear that Hilary Duff gave her boyfriend, New York Islanders center Mike Comrie, a lap dance in a bar the other night, but it is. This is like saying Disney will be making X rated films. The Sun reports:

Hilary Duffs fans were left shocked after witnessing the star performing a lap dance over the weekend. The pretty actress treated her ice hockey star boyfriend to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune. A partygoer said: "Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle. She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances. The place was packed but Hilary didn’t mind."

Alcohol causes women to make more testosterone, which in turn makes them very horny, and easy. Hilary is proud to say she never had sex with Joel Madden, and perhaps that’s because she didn’t drink when they were together. Nicole Richie drinks and look what a slut she turned out to be. Imagine the headache Nicole had when she woke up one morning to find out she was pregnant with Joel’s baby. It’s kind of like having an alien suddenly pop out of your chest, covered in tattoos, just like daddy.

Hilary Duff, the remaining beacon of all that is pure in this world, next to nuns, almost drowned, not in alcohol, or tears, but water. Duff had a scary moment in the water while filming her new film Greta off the New Jersey shore. Duff was filming a swimming scene when the raging waters apparently overwhelmed her, and two men in wet suits were called to aide her. According to sources close to the production, Duff was filming a scene in the often tumultuous waters off the shore where she was suppose to be floating on her back. The waters became overwhelming for the actress, and two men had to assist her out. She was uninjured and seemingly unfazed after nearly drowning. Pfft, no big deal, happens to her all the time.

Duff’s new movie Greta tells the story of a young white waitress who has a summer fling with a black cook that works in her restaurant and has a criminal past. The grandparents are played by Ellen Burstyn and Michael Murphy, and Diana Ross’ son Evan Ross plays the cook. The interracial love affair isn’t exactly what grandparents Burstyn and Murphy want for their granddaughter, and the story accounts the adage that love conquers all. Greta is expected to hit theaters early next year. Interesting that Duff would do a movie about interracial love and sex, when I can’t even imagine her having sex, even with her self. The nuns at the convent are not going to approve. Remember Joel Madden? Duff never gave him any sex during their entire relationship, probably not even oral, or even the courtesy of a hand job. Duff used to brag about it. Joel finally broke down and got Nicole Richie pregnant. Well at least Duff still has her friends at the book club, and Jesus.

Hilary Duff attended the 2007 Spirit of Life Awards with her two new friends. No not the ones standing beside her, but rather the two on her chest. They’ve really grown since the last time I saw them, and they look like twins. I love twins.

Hilary Duff heart goes out to Britney Spears after the pop diva in the past received backlash from the media questioning her parental skills.

The singer-actress stated that all parents make mistakes and claimed it is wrong to criticize Britney when hers is caught on camera. Duff told Hollywood Life, “I remember when all that stuff came out about her not strapping her baby right. I was just like, ‘Leave her alone.’

“My mom said to me, ‘Do you know how many times I dropped you on your head or let you fall off something accidentally?’ It just happens.”

Well it is not accidental that Britney sat her baby on her LAP while driving—it’s something that people would refer as reckless driving Hil.

Hilary Duff performed a new song on So You Think You Can Dance last night. ajakjdlakjfjlj sorry my head hit the keyboard because I fell asleep watching this video. Talk about boring, Hilary moves her hips a little, walks around, points here, points there, and never cracks a smile. Even if she did porn she’d still put me to sleep. It would have been more exciting having Hilary dance with hungry dancing bears.