Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical "fame" better keep an eye on her man…or better yet, an all-over body condom…as Paris Hilton has apparently set her sights on the teen heartthrob. 24/Sizzler reports:

In the new issue of OK!, out today, Paris Hilton tells the magazine of Zac, “I think he’s beautiful. He’s young but gorgeous. I saw him on the cover of Rolling Stone, and he looked really cute.”

What’s weird is how many guys fall under her spell. Isn’t anyone afraid of herpes anymore? In an even more frightening report from E! Online (regarding an interview with the U.K. edition of Elle), apparently Paris wants to reproduce. Now that’s hot.

On what people think about her
“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

On how she’s prepping for pregnancy
“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

Is there some sort of Paris Hilton checklist or something? Who just up and puts kids on their calendar? Well, Paris Hilton does. I’m guessing her checklist looks something like this:

-Get famous for absolutely nothing

-Bone everyone in Hollywood.

-Create sex tape.

-Find cure for herpes, cuz that’s not hot.

-Get DUI

-Go to jail.

-Go on Larry King and discuss finding God. That’s hot.

-Have kids-dress them in really cool outfits. Keep them with dogs.

-Hire team of nannies to take care of kids.

Hey, in her defense, she’s accomplished a lot of her goals.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the stars of High School Musical 1 and 2, are in Hawaii this weekend. All my girl friends in high school were at least as hot as Vanessa or hotter. It was difficult to keep them off each other, especially when their pictures got sticky in my stack of naughty mags.

This lovely prose piece by Paris Hilton fell into the hands of someone at E!, and the content is surprisingly not egocentric at all.  Paris almost sounds genuine while thanking this "fan" for taking time out of her inpatient therapy sessions, er schedule, to write a letter.  Of course, with a signature that looks like it could be some sort of stage prop for High School Musical, everything she said before this should be considered null and void.  I can almost hear her saying "That’s hot" as she closes it out with her hugs and kisses.  Disinfectant spray, please.

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