Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Pose for Gas

It seems unlikely that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron would stop for gas, and then start posing for the cameras, but it happened. They are doing it to save stuffed animals, to give teenagers hope, and to make Disney happy. These two have dashed my last hope to believe love is real, and could happen to me. This means I’ll have to go back to dating absurdly hot girls who only want incredibly hot meaningless sex. All I ever wanted was a normal life. Just last week I visited my doctor, and the secretary started rubbing my zipper, and removing her clothes. Every time this happens I say, "Why me Lord, why me?" Then I have sex with the secretary, go home, and hate myself.

Vanessa Hudgens Has More Sexy Pictures

Vanessa Hudgens has become the biggest star from High School Musical, even eclipsing Zac Efron’s gay audience. Fox News started reporting yesterday that more "racy" pictures of Vanessa had surfaced. In fact, the pictures were old and have been circulating ever since the nude picture hit the Internet. It feels kind of weird seeing her with clothes on. If I had been there in Zac’s place she’d already be nude walking around in public. I have that effect on women. Most female readers report they read this blog in the nude, so you see there’s proof. I’m just like one of those old fashioned gas attendants. I just walk up to women and say "fill’er up?," and they open right up.

Rose McGowan Gets Engaged and Loses a Movie Role

Rose McGowan was being considered for a starring role in “Speed Racer,” but the studio felt her plastic surgery left her unrecognizable. Here’s more:

McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done, and that it cost her the role. "The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was," says our insider.

When has plastic surgery stopped an actress from getting a role? You should have seen her before the accident. It’s faces like hers that they make halloween masks out of. In porn plastic surgery is considered a prerequiste. If the report said she didn’t get the role because she was too old to be believable, then I’d believe it. Rose wasn’t the only one passed over. Zac Efron was up for the title role, but wasn’t the right fit:

”During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”

Zac looks completely gay. The only role he could play as a leading man that would make sense is something that requires a gay man like High School Musical. If they had switched the roles around and had Zac play the girl, and Rose play the guy, then it might have worked.

Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriquez got engaged the other day. Now that her acting career may be in a bit of a slump she’s resorting to her back up plan. Bang a guy with some money while she’s still hot enough to hook him, then live on his money after the divorce. Men’s back up plan is winning the lottery. Here’s more:

Spies in L.A. report she’s been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez. McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror." He was soon divorcing his wife.

Not long after these two are married Rose will divorce him, take as much money as she can, and everyone will pat her on the back for screwing over a cheating man. All he’ll have left is one hand full of his manhood, and the other hand full of lottery tickets.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Breakup and She Gets Sued

OK! magazine says today that "High School Musical" co-stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who have dated for the past few months, have now broken up. Here’s more:

According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray, Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was "all over" her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about Zac, Vanessa "threw a fit and said ’don’t mention his name!’ "

After his return home to L.A., the pair were spotted Sunday night driving together in Zac’s car, though the mood looked anything but festive.

Points go to Vanessa for breaking up with homo Zac face to face. She has bigger balls than he does. It’s still a mystery if Zac leaked the nude picture of Vanessa because he already knew she was going to dump him. Looks like she’s already moved on, and chances are pretty good she already had moved on before the picture leaked. That’s my theory, but what do I know. I still predict the future and see the past using an old fashioned crystal ball. Someone said I should use a television. A moving picture box? That’s impossible.

Venessa’s week isn’t getting better, she’s being sued by her former attorney. Here’s more:

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is being sued for $150,000.

In the lawsuit, filed Monday in Los Angeles, her former attorney, Brian Schall, claims the 18-year-old actress owes him two years’ worth of unpaid lawyer fees, the Associated Press reports.

Schall says Hudgens signed contracts agreeing to pay him 5 percent of her earnings while serving as her representive for a period that started in October 2005. He calculates she owes him a balance of $150,000 from the $5 million she has earned since then, according to the suit.

I wonder if her ex attorney would settle for a bottle of baby oil, a camera, 5 minutes alone, and a naked Vanessa?

Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape

Ever since the naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens hit the Internet more stories of her sending nude pictures to other guys have surfaced. Here’s the latest:

…Ms. Hudgens, the perky-breasted, eighteen-year-old star of High School Musical, are actually stills from an autoerotic sex-video she made for Nickelodeon star Drake Bell two years ago.

According to THEM Weekly, Ms. Hudgens’ sex video, coyly entitled Open Me First, was made “as a gag Christmas gift” and emailed to Mr. Bell, who denies ever seeing it.

“Drake never opened the video-first, last, or otherwise,” said a representative. “He learned his lesson about opening email attachments, even from people he knows intimately.”

Those who have opened Open Me First-forty-five seconds’ worth of footage apparently filmed with a cell phone camera-were treated to a nude Ms. Hudgens sitting spread-eagled in front of a Christmas tree. She is wearing a Santa hat, Christmas gift tags about the size of silver dollars for pasties, and a red, mistletoe-decorated thong.

Does anyone think Vanessa would be stupid enough to make a sex tape, let alone take nude pictures of herself? Well, at least the sex tape is fake. Vanessa should work this new sexy image. Right now she should be signing up to do all kinds of movies that take advantage of her sexiness. She doesn’t have to get naked, she’s done that, all she has to do is tease the audience with her sexiness. It pays better than dancing with Unicorns, and walking a yellow brick road.