The video of Madeline Zima giving Hayden Panettiere a lesbian kiss has been leaked from a Heroes scene.

When a show starts writing in characters that are gay it’s usually a sign the show is desperate to get ratings, because they know they are about to be shut down.

Heroes was good when it started, but that was it. Time to move on.

Kristen Bell will play Elle on Heroes this season. She’s supposed to have super powers that have something to do with electricity, and another one that requires pulling her finger. Seems like Kristen’s character Elle and water shouldn’t mix, but then they threw in a bikini, and BAM you’ve got a tasty margarita. I’d like to see her in another movie like the Academy Award winner she did in 2001 called Pootie Tang, only more water, soap, and fake doctors giving breast exams.

All you creepy guys just waiting until Hayden Panettiere turns 18 to use those bikini pics as your screensaver only have a few short weeks to wait. She becomes "of age" on August 21st and, according to 24/Sizzler, she won’t be celebrating a la Britney or LiLo, but rather by registering to vote! According to the site, Panettiere has signed on to become a spokesperson for ‘Declare Yourself,’ "a non-partisan group that’s enlisted celebs to help boost voter registration among new voters." Yawn! No one is this innocent. We give her five years until some guy finds her in a cheerleader uniform in his backyard, rocking back and forth, reeking of cheap booze and mumbling something about saving the world.

Hayden Panettiere running around in a bikini on a beach may not seem like news, but she’s a hot 17 years-old cheerleader from Heroes, and there are a lot of men out there waiting for her to turn 18 so they can slap her around with their hairy beer guts. I didn’t put all the pictures up but I can summarize them:

Photos 1-2: HP leaves trailer and is happy to see she’s famous as is indicated by the paparazzi (even if it is only one old creepy looking guy).

Photos 3-4: HP starts wondering why the paparazzi guy is wearing a raincoat and why he’s holding the camera with one hand.

Photos 5-7: HP calls her agent about the paparazzi guy, "yeah, he’s really starting to creep me out.."

Photos 8-9: HP tries to ignore paparazzi guy

Photos 10-13: HP is told that she should be able to see the police car any second now

Photos 14-18: "FOR GOD’S SAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!!"

{sigh} Reminds me of my first date…

Hayden Panettiere (17) was filming a Heroes episode yesterday in Malibu when she was caught picking her thong out of her sweaty butt crack. Seconds later she licked her butt sweat covered fingers. Mmmm salty. I’d lick her fingers too, so seeing her do it is turning me on. Later she was filmed kissing her costar with that mouth. Now that’s a behind the scenes story.