The ladies on The View ate Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag alive during their lame interview on Monday. Speidi have some skills promoting themselves, but they are also fools. What these two don’t see is how everything they are doing will affect them in the years to come. The ladies from The View tried to warn them, but these two "live in the moment," so giving them advice is just a waste of breath.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were still upset about the reality interview they had with Al Roker, so upset Spencer said he would have ripped Al’s head off if he hadn’t been saved by Jesus.

Roker responded:

“They don’t need to worry about an interview. They need to worry about therapy.”

Roker doesn’t apologize for his treatment towards Heidi and Spencer and says they got what they deserved:

"I think we’ve reached a point where we really should start questioning, ‘What is a celebrity in our society?’ There are a lot of wonderful celebrities who have done a lot of things, interesting things and then there is this brand of celebrity that’s famous for just being kind of famous. Haven’t done anything. Haven’t contributed anything and then have the temerity to behave extremely badly. And I don’t want to insult three-year-olds but act like a three-year-old on a tantrum. As a parent, if my seven-year-old behaves badly…I may verbally spank them and so that’s a little of what happened yesterday."

Roker compares this interview with others and offers the couple advice:

“I asked them questions that I would ask anybody and most everybody would answer them and not think about the question or the tone of the question. When somebody says I attacked them. When somebody says I’m a misogynist. When somebody says they wanted to rip my head off, they don’t need to worry about an interview. They need to worry about therapy.”

Roker admits to being confused why Heidi and Spencer are famous:

"I was shocked because I asked them a question and actually expected an answer [and] they saw this as attacking them. The one, the blonde woman, said, ’Oh, I want to be like Mother Teresa.’ Last I checked, Mother Teresa was known for charity works. For doing good. For helping people. Not for posing in Playboy. So, the idea that you want to be a hero, well, hero is more than growing a flesh colored beard. I think we need to redefine what celebrity is in this country."

Roker thinks Heidi’s warning to women he interviews is absurd:

"Anybody who’s watched the Today Show, watched the hundreds of interviews I’ve done with men or women, there has never been a complaint because most of these people are not delusional."

In case you haven’t heard Spencer’s latest delusion, no not the one where he’ll be a billionaire by 2010, the new one where Spencer says he’ll be President of the United States in 20 years. That’s as delusional as it gets.

Heidi Montag was ready to start crying again when Al Roker did an interview with them, and didn’t baby either her or Spencer Pratt in asking them about their bad behavior on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Al Roker started off the interview by saying:

"There are those that say you are the poster children for everything that is wrong with celebrity in this country."

Spener Pratt reacted by saying of his behavior on the show:

"I’m not an actor. I wanted to be the villain."

Roker then asked Heidi Montag if she was proud of their behavior on the show. Heidi said:

"Sure. I’m not ashamed."

The couple deny they claimed they were tortured by the show.

In concluding the interview Roker said:

"Some people say villain, and some people say jerk."

To which Spencer responded with alternate versions of the word tomato.

Spencer and Heidi did an interview later with Ryan Seacrest to complain. Spencer was upset they weren’t treated like big time celebrities, and were interview by Roker rather than Matt Lauer:

"I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something."

Heidi tried to make it sound like Roker was a sexist who was picking on a woman:

"I was shocked at how rude he was, I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited."

"I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all."

Heidi’s discomfort came from Roker’s honest assessment, and questions, about the couple’s bad behavior on the show in our opinion. When you live in a dream world, reality seems extra harsh. We didn’t realize until now how emotionally fragile Heidi is, so we are now expecting to see her get some mental health treatment in the future when her dream world crumbles around her.

We’d like to see Roker do more interviews like this one.

Heidi Montag recently posed for the September issue of Playboy. Although Heidi took some clothes off for the photos, sources say she didn’t take off much, and despite her lack of commitment she was given two covers.

We’ll have the pictures as soon as they come out.

Heidi Pratt, aka Heidi Montag, was hospitalized yesterday after being taken to a hospital from the set of I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! Today we learned Heidi was diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, and put on antibitics. Heidi has also been released from the hospital.

Heidi claims she was tortured by NBC to the point that she was "convulsively throwing up." How else does a person vomit?

Heidi claims she was held with her husband Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. Heidi claims it was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member said of their treatment:

"It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay."

Paul Telegdy, NBC’s Exec VP of Alternative Programming, told Ryan Seacrest about holding Heidi and Spencer in isolation as punishment:

"…They are now going to be examined, and their value system utterly deconstructed …These people really are going to bare their souls."

Whatever that means.

Spencer Pratt fired his lawyer for talking him into going back onto the show. Spencer says he now plans to sue NBC. Isn’t he forgetting about the contract he signed with NBC releasing them from liability?

Some cast members claim they want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard. That doesn’t sound true since Spencer and Heidi already quit and left the show once, which means they were free to leave anytime they wanted.

Good luck suing over a gastric ulcer, which is most often caused by the Helicobacter pylori, and easily detected with a blood test, and treatable with antibiotics. A gastric ulcer doesn’t form in just a matter of days, it takes time to develop. Gastritis on the other hand could develop more quickly, but with a diet of only water, rice, and beans, there doesn’t seem like much chance for any gastric upset. Unless Spencer has something else to sue NBC over, we’re not so sure he’ll win anything.

Pretty boys and girls should think twice before roughing it in the jungle. The Pratts should consider this a life lesson.

ITV Studios, who produce the show, released this statement today:

"ITV Studios, producers of the series, state that press reports at this time are untrue. ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance. A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue."

If Heidi had a pre-existing condition, like an ulcer, than the Pratts are going to have to look for another payday elsewhere.