Attention whores of the millennium, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are claiming the leak of the shideous single done by Heidi was a mistake. To boot, the single contains a K-Fedulous rap in it, courtesy of Spencer Brat. Us Magazine reports:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are normally of the "all press is good press" school, but today’s leak of Montag’s first single has got them both in a tizzy.

A source tells Usmagazine.com that the couple do not know where Ryan Seacrest got the song, which he played for listener feedback this morning on his radio show. “They are furious," the source says. "They don’t know who [is responsible], but Heidi, Spencer and the label are extremely upset it leaked."

Montag, who has a contract to release one song, not a whole album, with Warner Brothers, had planned to release "Body Language" without Pratt’s rap. Pratt tells Us that the leaked track "was a song Heidi and I were doing for fun. Never would I rap on her first single!"

Yeah, and the sex tape we’re sure to find is going to be an "accident" too. Just looking at these two makes me feel like I have food poisoning on a humid, hundred-degree day at my time of the month. Yes, it’s that bad.

Attention whore and, well, just plain whore, Heidi Montag, received some surfing lessons from fiance, Spencer Pratt, while he enjoyed his bootylicious view. Moon River! She was once known for her time on MTV’s "The Hills," but now she’s just known for having disproportionately large fake ta tas.

In related news, Us Magazine is reporting that the ongoing battle between Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" and Heidi has gotten so heated, Heidi apparently refused to take MTV’s promotional photos on the same day as L.C.

By July, the estrangement was so palpable, Montag didn’t take the MTV’s promotional photographs for season three of The Hills the same day as the rest of the cast, instead posing by herself in the studio for separate pics that had to be Photoshopped in later.

Ironically, Heidi asked to have a new fiance photoshopped in with her, as this guy is such a top notch tool.

It’s been said that Lauren Conrad’s friendship with Heidi Montag on "The Hills" has been suffering because of her relationship with fiance Spencer Pratt. But this photograph is proof that she is simply cutting ties due to her spin-off: "The Mountains."

Reality TV star Heidi Montag reportedly says she was asked by Playboy to show off her breast augmentation in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly that "They’ve offered her "1 million to be in the magazine."

Playboy representative Lauren Melone completely squashed that statement by saying they "wouldn’t pay $1 million." Would they pay 2 cents?

Ouch! Heidi would be better off trying to sell nude photos on Ebay.