Heather Mills lawyer told the Daily Star:

“Heather is very frustrated. She feels that it’s very unfair that the judgment should be printed in full when she cannot defend herself. She’s planning to apply to lift the ban. It was damning enough that the judge made his judgment so clear and vividly – no-one deserves that. It’s like a prolonged hanging for her.”

Heather Mills is only thinking of Heather Mills. At first she wanted everyone to feel sorry for her daughter Beatrice, but now it has become evident Heather is much more concerned about how everyone looks at her. Heather wants to be viewed as a victim, and suddenly isn’t saying a word about her daughter, because she really only cares about herself. The judge gave Heather enough money to be rich, and gave her custody of Paul and Heather’s child, which was a big mistake. Beatrice needs to be with her father. The judge should bring her in on contempt, and change custody, and also give Heather a huge financial penalty. That would teach her to keep her big mouth shut.

Showbiz Tonight did a nice story on Famous for Nothing Stars, like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Heather Mills, and even the hooker Ashley Dupre. These guys really reinforced an excellent point that none of these people can sing, dance, or act professionally, in other words, they have none of the talent by which true celebrities are measured by.

Yesterday Lauren Conrad complained that US Magazine misrepresented how she felt betrayed, and stabbed in the back, by Brody and Audrina. Lauren even blogged about it. The funniest part is that Lauren may have a show, which isn’t likely to last much longer, but she acts like she can bite the hand that feeds her by lashing out at a tabloid. Ha ha ha!

The public is just itching for an escape from our own lives, so we flock to these talentless stars, and real celebrities, through movies, blogs, magazines, and even reality TV shows. It’s part of the current culture. Famous, even if for nothing, means some quick cash.

Heather Mills made a big deal about her daughter flying coach at the divorce trial saying:

“Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year, so obviously she’s meant to travel B class while her father travels A class. But obviously I will pay for that.”

After some digging, we found that Heather will fly to New York, then to Los Angeles for three weeks, then back to London flying only in first class. Being a first class hypocrite and a liar, as the divorce judge implied, Heather arranged for her daughter Beatrice to fly to London with a nanny in a cheap coach seat. The nanny will watch Beatrice while mommy dearest is gone. First Class, and the flight’s Premium Economy cabin, showed “wide open” availability yesterday, but mommy only paid for coach.

When Heather Mills was on Dancing with the Stars she pledged to donate ALL of her fee to animal rights groups. Once Mills got paid she gave VIVA USA less than half of her $220,000 fee. This fact was revealed in the scathing 56-page judgment that the judge in her divorce-settlement case made two days ago.

In my opinion, Mills might be constantly bragging about charity to find work, but then only gives away part of the money, while keep the rest for herself. If that is true, then she’s a scam artist.

Heather Mills is a disgustingly selfish person, who constantly lashes out at the media, but won’t shut her big mouth. Heather wants two things, more free money, and attention. Page Six has the latest:

Heather Mills isn’t satisfied with her $48.6 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney – so the peg-legged money-grubber has been "calling around British magazines and television shows to sell her exclusives." One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds – or slightly more than $2 million – to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their "we don’t pay for news" proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes. "She’s greedy," said a person who knows of Mills’ dealings. "She should just go away, but she loves the spotlight and the attention." Yesterday, the judge on the case, Hugh Bennett, castigated Mills as a greedy fantasist and a "less than candid witness" whose claims were "devoid of reality." "Extra" reports Mills will exercise her taste as a judge of the Miss USA pageant April 11 from Las Vegas.

I’d like to invite Heather for a tour of the Grand Canyon where no fake legs are allowed, and the trails along the steep cliffs are hard to navigate, even for a four footed animal.

Perhaps the judge could modify that last order a bit by adding a gag order for Heather’s huge mouth.