Heather Mills was offered $200,000 to star in an advertising campaign for Private Shops, which is a 100-outlet chain store that sells adult material. A spokesman for the store said:

"Heather is beautiful, outspoken, has charisma and is a wonderful mother."

Hahaha! *Cough.*

Heather declined the offer. Her rep said it was not the right "direction" for her career.

The disappointed Private Shop spokesman said:

“She would have appealed to all our customers. Men would have loved her looks and figure while our female clientele could associate with her ambition and strength of character.”

The one legged fetish clients would have loved the way she stumps for the store.

Mills really should have taken the offer, it might have improved her image. Isn’t there a fake charity out there that needs the money?

Heather Mills will be the focus of a documentary on Channel 4 in the UK. The show will reveal that Heather was in fact a call girl (prostitute) who had customers like tycoon Kerry Packer, Saudi royal princes, and many more. The person doing all the talking is Heather’s former friend and prostitute co-worker Denise Hewitt. Denise said Heather was a money grubbing whore:

"Packer and one of the royal princes of Saudi were among the big fish."

"Mills had a naughty background. We went into high-class prostitution and used to get a lot of jewelery."

"We returned favors by providing full sex and girly-girly scenes."

Heather’s father, Mark Mills, is also speaking out, as best he can having just had a stroke at 64 years of age. Mark released home video when Heather was a child playing happily with her sister Fiona. Mark says he hasn’t seen Heather for 20 years. Heather claimed Mark was "schizo," and beat her, but Mark says that’s all fantasy.

Here is a list of some of the lies the documentary says they will expose about Heather:

• Heather denied doing porn shoots despite mountain of smutty pics of her.
• Claimed she donated substantial sums to charity before wedding Sir Paul. Tax
  returns show she gave nothing then.
• Claimed she was up for Nobel Peace Prize in 1996. No evidence exists.
• Bragged she was up for a Labour peerage for her work with amputees. No
  evidence exists.
• Accused Paul of beating up first wife Linda. Pals rubbished claim.
• Said she was worth £3million before wedding Sir Paul. Tax returns show
  five-figure income.
• Claimed she struggled to get by after split, despite two homes, a nanny, a PA
  and driver which was all paid for by Paul.

Heather refused to return calls for comment. Even more importantly, Heather refused to appear in the documentary to give her side of the story. She’ll do interviews on TV shows instead where all the questions are approved in advance.

In my opinion, Heather is a mentally ill gold digging money grubbing whore.

Not only did the Las Vegas audience boo Heather Mills, but acted like a real diva backstage too. A source from Page Six says Heather didn’t want to sign the appearance contract because she wanted it to allow her to get paid if footage of Miss USA was resold. The source also said Heather’s "ego is enormous, and it’s getting bigger by the minute." The source went on to say "She believed that if the show got high ratings, it would be because of her. She treated this like she was starring in a big-budget movie." The producers adjusted the contract, and Heather made her appearance. The real reason Heather got on the show is because she tracked Donald Trump down while he was having dinner at Koi the night before, and the source said:

… she was hoping to "butter him up" and get his approval to be on air. "Heather was flirting with him, and she was really working it. She was unprofessional, but he said, ’Let her [go] on anyway.’ "

Is anyone surprised? The divorce was always about Heather, which could be why we never see Heather with her daughter Beatrice. Nannies are raising her, because mommy wants to be a star. When Heather was booed by the audience Heather said:

"In England, people don’t like me, but I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles, hopefully. I’ll be better off in the States."

Better off not because people will like Heather more, but because she plans to use all the hatred people have for her in the U.S. to make her a celebrity. There are two types of celebrities: the ones we love to love, and the ones we love to hate.

The source said Heather was talking to über publicist Elliot Mintz, but won’t hire him because "She’s very cheap; she could never afford his price."

Some people make a very good living out of being a cheap gold digging whore.

Heather Mills was in Las Vegas to participate as a judge for the Miss USA pageant. On Friday Heather Mills took time from her busy schedule to bash her former husband Paul McCartney on GMTV. Later that day she was introduced at the Miss USA pageant to an audience that loudly booed her. Donald Trump, a Miss USA pageant co-owner, told People:

"I think America wants more Heather Mills."

True. It makes people feel better about themselves when they have someone like Heather to hate, and Heather makes it so easy, and feel so right.

Heather got to ask one of the girls a question last night in the video. I wanted to scratch my eyeballs out when I saw her. Aaaaaah!

Although stalker and ex-wife Heather Mills was ordered by a divorce court with a gag order not to talk about her ex Paul McCartney, she went on GMTV this morning to do just that. Heather said:

"I think he’s got three different girlfriends. So I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me."

Paul has been seen with only two women since his divorce, Rosanna Arquette and Nancy Shevell, who are old friends. Anyone who lands Paul is lucky. Heather has been the luckiest of all. She walked away with tens of millions of dollars from their divorce after only four years of marriage, but she keeps talking because she’s ungrateful. Heather appears to know a lot about what Paul is doing, which translates to obsessed stalker. Heather is proud that she poured a glass of water over Paul’s divorce attorney, Fiona Shackleton’s head during the trial. Heather said:

"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic, I thought it did her a world of good. I have no regrets."

Heather certainly is setting a bad example for her daughter. It’s a shock the court allowed her to have custody.

Paul is such a nice passive guy he won’t bring Heather back into court to enforce the gag order over this interview. Instead, with each hand full of crap Heather attempts to throw at Paul, she gets more and more of it on herself instead. Heather looks and smells more like the pig she is every day.