Heath Ledger is back in town and making time with model Helena Christensen. We’re not terribly fond of Mr. Ledger’s mug, so behold the lovely supermodel herself.

The New York Post is reporting:

Just a week after announcing his split from Michelle Williams, Ledger has been squiring Danish pastry Helena Christensen all over town. Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya "making out throughout the dinner," our spy said. Acting like a good boyfriend, Ledger even "held her bag for her as she did interviews."

What a gentleman. Isn’t that what you’re thinking?

No? Maybe you’re thinking "Gee, Heath, have some class. Is the PDA really necessary so soon?"

Wrong again?

Fine. At this hour, you’re probably thinking…danish, cheese danish, bear claw. Yum.

Yes. That’s the story. Michelle Williams has put on a brave face and some f-me pumps.

According to Page Six:

The stunning mother of 23-month- old daughter Matilda sported super high heels for a night out with the girls Sunday. "She looked gorgeous with her sleek bob and seemed happy," said one onlooker. "She was definitely showing it off."

We all wish her well, don’t we? Especially considering she has Heath Ledger’s spit-and-image mini-me to care for day in and day out.

And while we don’t doubt she’s making the rounds with a supportive group of friends, it’s hard to believe that she "seemed happy." Who was that mysterious onlooker? Michelle’s publicist? Her mother?

Because, really folks, when was the last time you saw a picture of Michelle looking anything other than bored, boring, miserable? Smiling? Rarely.

Though, maybe her misery was Heath-related all along.

Now, in addition to hitting Brooklyn bars, she’s probably celebrating with a fun new life filled with ice cream for breakfast, skydiving, laughter, carnies, and 6-inch-high red-soled Christian Louboutins.

Over the weekend Heath Ledger (the new joker in Batman) and Michelle Williams (long forgotten Dawson Creek star) ended their three-year relationship. The couple have a daughter, Mathilda. A source close to the couple says:

“It was rocky for awhile. They did what they could to make it work.”

Michelle did everything she could, she dyed her hair brown, cut it short, and dressed like a boy, but her gay cowboy still wasn’t satisfied.

Warner Brothers Pictures has released a hi-res version of the new Batman suit from The Dark Knight, opening in theaters on July 18, 2008. Directed by Christopher Nolan, the anticipated sequel stars Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Eric Roberts, Anthony Michael Hall, and Nestor Carbonell.

Which you rather see: Christian Bale wearing the new Batman suit, or Christian Bale naked?

Click below to see the new Batman suit…

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For those of you who didn’t keep up with yesterday’s post in regards to the happenings at I Believe In Harvey Dent.com (and subsequently I Believe In Harvey Dent Too.com)…

The whole thing is a teaser towards seeing what The Joker will look like in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight. The image is created pixel by pixel, but enough people have been working at it long enough now to create a pretty clear picture of The Joker, played by Heath Ledger. Here he is in all his creeptacular glory…