This picture of Hayden holding a rabbit is seemingly everywhere this morning and Perez asks the question, "Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, 17, is holding this vibrating dildo because _______." And the answer is because it’s a horribly done fake (better copy below). That picture is about as clean as the crime scene of a dead hooker. Perez is such a blockhead.

Perez (the low brow knuckle dragging queen of narcissm) is incredibly UN-funny for someone that gets so much press. Fun fact: he was in Toronto for the film festival (for some unknown reason), and when he walked out of his hotel, there was a bunch of press. So, he said hello, and stood there waiting for questions. When the press asked him who he was, he got REALLY pissed.

Considering that Hayden is actually holding a bottle of Paris Hilton’s perfume in the right pic, I think the left pic reflects what Hayden thinks of both Paris AND Perez…well played young Hayden!

Hayden Panettiere running around in a bikini on a beach may not seem like news, but she’s a hot 17 years-old cheerleader from Heroes, and there are a lot of men out there waiting for her to turn 18 so they can slap her around with their hairy beer guts. I didn’t put all the pictures up but I can summarize them:

Photos 1-2: HP leaves trailer and is happy to see she’s famous as is indicated by the paparazzi (even if it is only one old creepy looking guy).

Photos 3-4: HP starts wondering why the paparazzi guy is wearing a raincoat and why he’s holding the camera with one hand.

Photos 5-7: HP calls her agent about the paparazzi guy, "yeah, he’s really starting to creep me out.."

Photos 8-9: HP tries to ignore paparazzi guy

Photos 10-13: HP is told that she should be able to see the police car any second now

Photos 14-18: "FOR GOD’S SAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!!!!"

{sigh} Reminds me of my first date…

Hayden Panettiere (17) was filming a Heroes episode yesterday in Malibu when she was caught picking her thong out of her sweaty butt crack. Seconds later she licked her butt sweat covered fingers. Mmmm salty. I’d lick her fingers too, so seeing her do it is turning me on. Later she was filmed kissing her costar with that mouth. Now that’s a behind the scenes story.

Hayden Panettiere can act and sing. She sang Try and the National Anthem at the Capitol Fourth concert in Washington D.C. on the 4th of July, and she’s not half bad.

As we all know Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader who saves the world in Heroes, and she is hanging out with a nobody who wants to be somebody Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore).

Rumer is making her mark. Take a look at the last picture where Rumer does her signature move, digging her panty wedgy out of her butt crack on one foot.

Oh Hayden, you can save the world, but you can’t save Rumer.