Lindsay Lohan is in Capri, Italy to receive an award she doesn’t deserve. While she was there she banged as many guys as possible. First a waiter named Alessandro Di Nunzio, then actor Eduardo Costa, then another actor Dario Faiella. What makes this gross is all these guys are sharing the same girl. They might as well have slept with each other. I’d wear gloves just to shake Lindsay’s hand.

How do I know Lindsay didn’t deserve the award she got? Hayden Panettiere got the same award. It’s like these two were paid to be there to get press for the event.

A report claims Milo Ventimiglia has admitted he is dating Hayden Panettiere. Transworld reports:

Milo Ventimiglia has finally come clean about his relationship with co-star Hayden Panettiere. The pair were rumored to be dating, but always denied they were more than just good friends.

According to reports, the 30-year-old actor announced he and Panettiere were dating when he toasted the 18-year-old at a pre-Christmas Water Grill party in Los Angeles. Sources say Ventimigila told co-stars that he was dating Panettiere and even told her he loved her.

“He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her,” says an eyewitness. The insider adds that the couple spent the rest of the night holding hands.

I’ll believe this when Gays can marry … in all 50 states. Milo will never admit this. Hayden made it clear in the beginning. She is young, and wants to keep her options open. Milo is just an older guy that can teach Hayden a few tricks her next guy can enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere went through LAX yesterday where she got some very affectionate assistance by a female security officer, even though Hayden already told the officer she was okay. The burly woman just kept rubbing Hayden, even when a man needing assistance interrupted to ask for help. Awkward.

A rumor is circulating that Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams are dating. The two were spotted in the West Village in New York City, and a witness said Ryan was "smiling and gazing at her." Maybe he was paying attention to what she was saying, as in listening. His rep says "they are working together." I hope so. I know I wouldn’t want Heath Ledger’s left overs. Besides, Ryan is hot for Hayden Panettiere.

Hayden Panettiere (18) has a new daddy, and it’s Ryan Gosling (27). Hayden was having lunch over the weekend in Los Angeles at the Chateau Marmont when Ryan came over to her table, like it wasn’t planned or anything. A witness said:

"They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers."

As if they didn’t already have each other’s numbers. Hayden loves older men, and daddy figures.