Paris Hilton Flees Country..Wait..Is Hawaii In America?

Newly-freed jailbird Paris Hilton has hopped a jet and landed in Maui. She even donned a clever (?) disguise to avoid the ever-present nuisance of the media. And it almost worked.
Luckily, someone caught the re-born heiress as she starts her new life. Since Hilton claims that she doesn’t drink or do drugs, we’re sure she’ll spend her days on the beach reading the Bible and her nights researching worthy charities for her many philanthropic interests.
Or, perhaps she’ll get wasted and vent about how hard it was to endure the real world for a few days.
© Copyright Hollywood Grind 2006 - 2009. All rights reserved.
