Here are more pictures of Nicole Richie in a bikini in Hawaii. Nicole looks just like the girls I’d see at a swimming hole in the deep south. All the girls there wore bikinis, and although most were under the age of 16 and pregnant, the rest looked pregnant even though they’re not, because in the deep south 17 is considered old. If Nicole chained me to a bed post and gave me the choice of having sex with her, or chewing off my hand, I’d chew off my hand, and learn to masturbate with my other hand.

Nicole Richie is in Hawaii experiencing some of the wonders of pregnancy, a boyfriend who follows close behind, and the walking farts. She brought along her iPod so she could listen to the sounds of the ocean. Nicole is careful to shield herself from the sun with a makeshift tent, since other beach goers complained the reflection from her belly had caused them to experience third degree burns. Joel Madden hasn’t sat down once since Nicole got pregnant. He’s afraid once he does, she’ll realize he’s not her assistant, and fire him.

Vanessa Hudgens is 18 years-old and she can do what she wants, unless Disney has other ideas. TMZ confirmed the nude picture HG posted earlier today is indeed 100% REAL. Here’s more:

A naked photo of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens has been making the rounds on the Internet and TMZ can confirm that it’s real.

In a statement to TMZ, Hudgens’ rep says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo’s existence, and it has since surfaced on various blogs across the net.

Hudgens, 18, is dating her "HSM" co-star, Zac Efron.

When female stars begin to age some of them debate whether to take their careers to a new level by allowing for a movie scene that includes nudity. Vanessa jumped the gun. However, she does have a whole other side we haven’t seen yet, so stay tuned…

Want to see the nude pictures? Click here. If you prefer the tame bikini pics click here. Below are more pictures that fit the description in the National Enquirer.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the stars of High School Musical 1 and 2, are in Hawaii this weekend. All my girl friends in high school were at least as hot as Vanessa or hotter. It was difficult to keep them off each other, especially when their pictures got sticky in my stack of naughty mags.