Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon got married last evening. The wedding took place between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic at Planet Hollywood resort. Pam wore a white Valentino dress she probably got at the celebrity Good Will store. At the 10 p.m. magic show Pam announced:

"Hello, I just got married … I did," she said after performing the second show of the night. "I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office."

With nothing much left resembling a career, Pam has turned to marriage to keep the money flowing. The 5 minute wedding, and denim dress, speaks volumes about how much value she puts into this marriage, which is number 3. I give this marriage less than 4 months. Pam recently settled a gambling debt owed to Rick by sleeping with him, then announced her whoring publicly. Perhaps this wedding was to settle another debt, or on a dare. Pam has Hepatitis C, and we know Rick did a sex tape with Paris Hilton who has herpes, so that means Pam has it too. Pam is like a sewer. She’ll do the diseased guys that no one else wants to touch. At this point, it might be safer to sleep with a street hooker without protection, than Pamela Anderson.

Pamela Anderson has been hitting the talk show circuit with Dutch magician (pardon me…"Illusionist") Hans Klok, and now it appears that the uber-blonde twosome might be dating.

The potential lovebirds appear on tonight’s Late Late Show and host Craig Ferguson asks point blank about their relationship, asking the two if they’re dating. Here’s how Pam responded:

"There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. It’s very loving."

So either these two are going at it like bunnies or it’s all just a PR move. If it’s true, this falls squarely into the David Copperfield-Claudia Schiffer category. Damn those magicians and their inexplicable control over hot women!