Halle Berry needs to do a little more shopping for maternity clothes. That tight dress might have to be cut off after a big lunch.

Halle Berry emailed Nancy O’Dell at Access Hollywood to confirm that Gabriel Aubry knocked her up:

“Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!” she wrote to Nancy. “Can’t wait to see you and give you a squeeze and see a pic of your little sweetie. Until then, you heard it from ME first!”

Wow, a ten month pregnancy. Her math is a little fuzzy. Those hormones must already be kicking in. I can understand her excitement. When I first heard the news Halle was pregnant, I tipped a waiter $100 instead of $10. I thought to myself, what’s an extra zero, it’s not worth anything anyway.

Question: Anyone know why pregnancy is commonly referred to as lasting only 9 months?

Answer: The normal length of pregnancy is 37 to 42 weeks. It is perfectly normal for a baby to be born as many as 3 weeks before the due date or as many as 2 weeks after the due date. The due date is usually estimated at 40 weeks (10 months). A 9 month pregnancy is usually predicted because most births occur during the ninth month.

Breaking News! TMZ is reporting that Halle Berry’s new movie has been scrapped due to a tiny bun in her perfect oven.

TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!

A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41, who is currently dating hottie model Gabriel Aubrey, was set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film, which was scheduled for a 2008 release, was to be directed by John Singleton and also starred Billy Bob Thornton.

We’re told the project has not been shelved entirely; producers may decide to pick it up at a later date.

We’re assuming that the wee one is Aubrey’s, which means Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have some competition on the baby front. If ridiculously good-looking people keep procreating, we’re going to have some sort of uber-celebrity race on our hands. On the day of the baby’s birth, the doctor will probably reach in there to pull it out, only to be greeted by rays of sunshine, doves, and roses, as classical music plays and the skies part and people lay down their arms. Seriously.

Halle Berry did a Firooz Zahedi photo-shoot recently, and she showed some boob. Hallelujah, I mean Halle-booba. It seems a little late in life to be doing some partial or even full nudity now. Then again, my friend’s mom was solely responsible for my hitting puberty two years before every other guy in my neighborhood.

Halle Berry congratulates boyfriend Gabriel Aubry on his restaurant venture in New York City by giving him a very tender kiss. I’m melting.