Halle Berry is getting bigger by the day. Anyone want to guess the date she’ll actually have the baby?

Halle Berry is 41 years-old, pregnant, entering the best years of her life, and she’s not ready to get old yet. She looks great, but maybe she’d be more comfortable in maternity clothes rather than those tight jeans. I’m thinking the jeans might increase the urge to pee more often.

Halle Berry is reportedly begging Gabriel Aubry to stay with her because he is planning to live in NYC full-time. Halle wants to them to stay and raise their baby in Los Angeles. Gabriel says he needs to live in New York City to continue his modeling career. Post Chronicle reports:

"She’s been shocked by the news. Halle had always assumed Gabriel would move to the west coast, so they could live together as one happy family. If Gabriel stays in New York, it’ll mean long separations. She knows their relationship won’t survive and has been begging him to change his mind."

This report is hard to believe. I’ll believe it when I see him move to New York without Halle.

Halle Berry made a joke on the October 19 taping of The Tonight Show that some called anti-Semitic. Halle was promoting her new movie Things We Lost in The Fire and was using her laptop to show Jay distorted pictures of herself. Hilarious, right? Page Six says:

According to one audience member, "She introduced the first photo by saying, ’Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’ – it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, ’I’m glad you said that and not me.’ When the show aired, they cut out her ’Jewish’ comment and added a laugh track to the bit."

A very tearful Halle Berry contacted Page Six to set the record straight:

"I so didn’t mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did.What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ’That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.

Last night Halle Berry attended the London premiere of her new movie Things We Lost in the Fire, and she brought along two big bouncing peace offerings. Let me just say on behalf of everyone who might have even been the slightest bit offended by her joke, apology accepted, times two.

Halle Berry had to hire security after receiving death threats against her and her fetus. Here’s more:

Berry, who is three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko. One said she and her child would be "cut into hundreds of pieces". Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry. A source close to the actress said: "Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure." Police are investigating the threats.

Just because Halle is part black that makes the threat racist? The person who wrote the article probably wrote the letter to Halle while listening to Ice Cube’s Death Certificate on their iPod. I can think of a few suspects that might like to have themselves an oreo cookie baby such as Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and the bad boy from Sesame Street … the Cookie Monster.