It’s been over a week since anyone has seen troubled rapper Foxy Brown. The controversial rhyme-striss was last spotted June 29 on a flight to London.

Her friends and family are officially worried. So is her lawyer, Jack Sampson:

"We’re all trying to find Foxy."

While this missing celebrity might not be getting as much press as, say, Angelina Jolie would if she vanished, Brown’s absence is more than a little suspicious. Just days before her flight to London, Foxy was the victim of a nasty assault that left her with a broken hearing aid and some torn hair weaves.

Maybe Foxy just needs some time to reflect.

Congratulations are in order. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have a bambino on the way.

E! is reporting it as fact, today, and the Internets are abuzz with purported confirmations from the pop singer’s estranged papa.

Xtina is still touring the Far East and fans have noted that she’s taken to wearing a heart-rate monitor on her wrist. Seems she may have been keeping tabs on her exertion out of concern for her tiny tummy tot.

Guess July 3rd is pregnancy-confirmation day. Any others ready to make any joyous announcements? Demi? Britney? Jessica Simpson?

Sure, the color is nice, but this full-length, shiny, blue polka-dot dress looks out of place in the afternoon light.

Jessica Simpson was out and about with hairdresser Ken Paves, so we’ll assume she was in for a really fabulous evening to take her mind off things.

See, Papa Joe has pushed back the release of Simpson’s movie "Blonde Ambition"…again.

Rumors are swirling that it’s being delayed because it’s tres terrible.

Of course, the delay of the box-office stinker doesn’t explain her covering her belly with that garish handbag. Isn’t Simpson supposedly in the best shape of her life?

Honey, if you feel like you need to cover your stomach after everything you’ve been doing, the problem isn’t your bod.

It’s the shiny, unflattering dress. Ditch it!

Ditto for the not-so-shiny, unflattering films.

People. com has a little story about the excitement at NYC hotspot Butter the other night. Other outlets (including Page Six) claimed that Madonna notably shined Janet Jackson on, while partying with a number of famous friends.

Of course, it could be senility. Madonna is looking pretty haggard lately.

People is reporting this:

Madonna, Janet Jackson, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and others were living it up in the club’s swank banquettes.

Looking comfortable in her créme getup with suspenders hanging at her waist and her hair in a ponytail, Madge made a grand entrance – accompanied by three bodyguards. During her 30-minute visit, her hit "Like a Prayer" was piped over the speakers. Around the same time, Jackson strolled in, looking slim, with her hair pulled back tightly into a pristine bun.

So, it’s established that Madonna and Jackson arrived around the same time.

Then, People details the activities all of these superstars, except Miss Jackson, as well as the movements of Penelope Cruz, David Blaine, and Tony Parker. (What? No Guy Ritchie or Gary Coleman?)

The story ends with: "At around 2:45, the group checked out, continuing their party at Bungalow 8."

Though there’s no actual mention of Madge ignoring the Rhythm Nation artist, one can infer that "the group" that went on to party at Bungalow 8 did not include Janet.

Let’s be charitable and venture a guess that Janet declined the invitation hoping to avoid catching that mysterious "old lady"/zombie arms disease.

Read it for yourself.

Check out this photo of Britney’s new horror film, "Saw Y’all!" Nawwww, I’m just kidding. Believe it or not, TMZ is reporting that Brit gave herself yet another hair treatment that went awry, and this was what it looked like before the saviors at Epitome Salon in Bel Air took over.

Note to Britney: You have millions of dollars. Use them.

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