Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at the ceremony inucting her into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Justin recalled what happened when they were making an album together.

"She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, ’Drop ’em.’" He continued: "So I immediately dropped my pants. She gave me a shot in my a** and looks at me and says, ’Nice top shelf.’ That was one of the greatest days of my life."

Britney got a B-12 shot on her reality show too, so what. Madonna also shared some beauty secrets with Justin, like how to keep your hands looking young, uh not. I thought this was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Madonna does POP music. I guess they don’t have a POP Hall of Fame, so whatever. Madonna deserves a lot of credit for lasting this long, but I don’t know anyone who buys her current albums. The video of her acceptance speech is above. I fell asleep half way through. Oh, and when was the last time you saw Guy Ritchie with his wife?

"We canceled Christmas a few years ago. Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we’re are actually enjoying it."

- Guy Ritchie told people at the opening of Fred Claus

We know Madonna wears the pants, and she canceled Christmas. Madonna = The Grinch. Do they celebrate Hanukkah?

Most wives put on sexy lingerie to please their husbands on their birthday. To celebrate Guy Ritchie’s 39th birthday last night, Madonna reminded him she still wears the pants, and has a bigger d!ck. This must really do wonders for Guy’s masculinity. Here’s more:

Strap it on and slip it in!! 6″ dildo with adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes. Comes with perfectly positioned vibrating bullett to give the wearer clitoral stimulation whilst pleasuring her mate! Fitted with multispeed battery box, just adjust the vibration to suit, and then clip to the waistband for total hands free pleasure.

If Guy divorced Madonna, and someone asked, "Why did you leave her?" I would expect his response to be, "She thought I was a dick, and she had one."

People. com has a little story about the excitement at NYC hotspot Butter the other night. Other outlets (including Page Six) claimed that Madonna notably shined Janet Jackson on, while partying with a number of famous friends.

Of course, it could be senility. Madonna is looking pretty haggard lately.

People is reporting this:

Madonna, Janet Jackson, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and others were living it up in the club’s swank banquettes.

Looking comfortable in her créme getup with suspenders hanging at her waist and her hair in a ponytail, Madge made a grand entrance – accompanied by three bodyguards. During her 30-minute visit, her hit "Like a Prayer" was piped over the speakers. Around the same time, Jackson strolled in, looking slim, with her hair pulled back tightly into a pristine bun.

So, it’s established that Madonna and Jackson arrived around the same time.

Then, People details the activities all of these superstars, except Miss Jackson, as well as the movements of Penelope Cruz, David Blaine, and Tony Parker. (What? No Guy Ritchie or Gary Coleman?)

The story ends with: "At around 2:45, the group checked out, continuing their party at Bungalow 8."

Though there’s no actual mention of Madge ignoring the Rhythm Nation artist, one can infer that "the group" that went on to party at Bungalow 8 did not include Janet.

Let’s be charitable and venture a guess that Janet declined the invitation hoping to avoid catching that mysterious "old lady"/zombie arms disease.

Read it for yourself.