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Question of the Day: How many dimples are on a golf ball?

Answer: Between 330 and 500

Next Question: How many dimples are on Kimberly Stewart’s a$$?

Answer: That is yet to be determined. Sorry, but I don’t have that kind of time.

This is either enviable and admirable, or it’s gross. We can’t decide.

According to the New York Post Bruce Willis has been up to the following shenanigans.

"At the after-party for his movie premiere Friday night, at Spotlive Live in Times Square, Willis was spotted "flirting and leaving with a gorgeous young blonde." Our spy said he picked her up "right in front of [his 18-year-old daughter] Rumer Willis." On Sunday, the bald bachelor held court with a table of "20-something models" while celebrating Petra Nemcova’s birthday at the Gramercy Park Hotel – again with his daughter looking on.

Maybe his daughter thinks it’s cool. It’s hard to tell what it might be like. We never palled around with our hot-at-50, action-movie-hero single dad when we were 18.

Maybe it would be all, like, yippee-ki-yay, and stuff.

Yea…no.

Final verdict? Ewwwww…

Dear Britney Spears,

Please put on a bra. There is nothing attractive about what you’re showin’ when you’re out, hanging free.

Perhaps it’s more comfortable, more country to let your puppies breathe, untethered.

We are here to tell you, in no uncertain terms, that it’s ugly. Your nipples are pointing at the ground, which should be reason enough to strap ‘em in.

Sincerely,

The Public

P.S. UGGs with skirts are sooo out, but we’re glad to see you wearing shoes.