Star Jones Lied About Gastric Bypass Surgery

Star Jones has always been sensitive about her ballooning weight, and people comparing her to the good year blimp, but that’s no excuse for lying to her fans, even though we had proof she had gastric bypass surgery. Yahoo and People are reporting that Star, who has a new show to promote, has finally admitted that indeed her incredibly hot body is the result of gastric bypass surgery. She had claimed her dramatic loss of about 160 pounds was due to self discipline, exercise, and strict dieting. It must suck to be one of those people who saw her as an inspiration, and frustrated themselves to near suicide trying to achieve the same weight loss following Star’s recipe for success, minus the surgery. Her husband probably still thinks she’s a real pig in the sack, which is why he needs to come out from the closet himself.

The irony in all this is that Star Jones is in the current issue of Glamour magazine. What’s next?:

(a) Britney in Working Mother Magazine

(b) LiLo in My Weekly Reader

(c) Paris Hilton in Car and Driver

The bottom line…No matter how much celebrities like Nicole Richie and Star Jones weigh, they’re still UGLY. Star’s face still looks like a dead Rhino’s butt. After mistakenly imagining star in a bikini for a brief moment today, my penis is now just for show.

Enjoy the video below. I did.

Josh Duhamel gives Fergie a gift to swing on

Actor Josh Duhamel bought a surprise gift for his girlfriend Fergie to swing on- a stripper pole. According to Duhamel, the pole is a ‘fun alternative to her exercise regime’ just something that can benefit both of them in a personal way.

The Transformers actor told Glamour magazine, “Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, cause she doesn’t want to look stupid.”

Duhamel also believe if he ever went to high school with the Black Eyed Peas singer, he wouldn’t stand a chance with her.

“She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.”

Victoria Beckham Imagines Her Son Romeo as a Surfer

Cowabunga!  Victoria Beckham is looking forward to relocating to LA this summer when soccer-star hubby David Beckham joins the Los Angeles Galaxy, and not just because she adores BFF Katie Holmes.

Beckham reportedly told Glamour magazine:

"I’m really excited. David is really looking forward to what he’s going to be doing, and so are the kids because they love the idea of going to the beach for the day. Can’t you just see Romeo as a surfer?"

Can’t you just picture it?  Posh dragging the Vans-clad tot across the San Onofre sand in 4-inch heels, short shorts, and a full face of make up?

We can’t wait for the pap snaps of that!