New York’s classic rock station Q104.3 has begun a campaign to distract Tom Brady, by asking fans to print out and wear a cut-out mask of Tom’s ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. It’s not going to work If they really want to distract Tom they should have fans make a giant sign with a picture of Gisele Bundchen that says "I’m Pregnant TOM, C U in Court." Tom would probably die from a heart attack right there on the field.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are still together, and although Gisele is hot, Tom isn’t letting it go to his heads. Tom finished the final Patriot game of the season with a perfect 16-0 record. What’s his secret? He doesn’t let Gisele distract him at his games.

Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Kelly Slater, who is now dating Bar Rafaeli. Tom Brady is dating Leonardo’s other ex Gisele Bundchen. Slater got into a scuffle with photographers on Saturday while in Israel with Rafaeli, and was detained by police. Earlier in the year the same thing happened when Leonardo visited Rafaeli in Israel, only it was Leonardo’s body guards, and not Leonardo. Rafaeli had vowed not to bring any else who was famous with her to Isarael because of the trouble with photographers. Slater really isn’t famous despite boning Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz, so he probably had to fight photogs just to get his name in the paper. So sad.

People Magazine has reported via her publicist that Bridget Moynahan is "thankful for a healthy baby and is excited about being a mother." She’s so thankful, she decided to forego making the wee one part of the Brady Bunch and, instead, chose to endow him with her own surname. The boy’s full name is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Oh Shiznap! You just know Tom Brady is not happy about that.

I bet he went home and cried in Gisele Bundchen’s lap for…oh…about a minute. Then he realized that he’s a ridiculously rich, handsome NFL quarterback who is dating a smokin’ hot supermodel. Then he cracked a beer and turned on Sports Center.

Next season’s contestants on "Dancing With the Stars" have been "leaked." I’m guessing this is the same kind of leak that happens when Paris Hilton calls the paparazzi to tell them where she is going to be and then feigns shock and horror when they actually show up. Yeah, that kind of leak. Anyway, the list is a veritable who’s who in the world of Has-Beens. TMZ has named them on their site, along with photos. Here is the list: Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Aaron Carter, Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton, Jane Seymour, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Nia Peeples, Richard Quest, Lou Ferrigno, Gisele Bundchen, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan. Apparently Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice, is going to be involved in the show in some form, but not as a dancer. We’re guessing that her freaky deaky husband probably forbade her to dance.

Can’t you just read the tag line for this show? What happens when Donna Martin, the Hulk, and Proactiv-spokesperson-to-be Aaron Carter sashay into the world of dancing? Hilarity ensues!

The nice thing is that a bus will pick up the contestants after the show wraps and take them to their stint on "The Surreal Life."