Shayne Dahl Lamas (22) won The Bachelor: London Calling, and was proposed to by Matt Grant. What does she do to celebrate? Shayne is posing for Girls Gone Wild magazine. This just shows how fake The Bachelor is, and even more important how fake the engagement is.

Girls Gone Wild publisher Joe Francis says Lamas’ appeal is easy to sum up:

“Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality, but she also happens to be very hot.”

What decent man would want other men thinking he was marrying a whore next door. Francis isn’t publishing Playboy. Lamas’ appearance won’t feature her without clothes, but that doesn’t mean she’s a good girl.

Kim Kardashian just set another example for her little sister by posing for Playboy, click here to see, to cash in on her whoring in a homemade sex tape with Ray J. Last time on Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kim’s little sister was working the stripper pole, click here to see. Brody Jenner is watching his little sister when she starts acting out Girls Gone Wild with a video camera, which Brody’s manager Frankie takes from the girls and starts filming saying he’s going to put it on YouTube or something. The reason for this Girls Gone Wild outburst, is because the other women of the house, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and momma Kardashian are at Joe Francis’ house in Mexico shooting a campaign for the Girls Gone Wild bikini line. Like I said before, House of Hos.

Joe Francis had a group of girls get a big monetary judgment in court when it was discovered they were underage, and his company Girls Gone Wild filmed them topless, and having sexy time with each other, despite video evidence showing they claimed they were at least 18 years-old. I guess it’s okay to hire illegal aliens, but not to hire underage girls who say they’re 18, but have no paperwork to prove it. TMZ reports:

The two girls who sued "Girls Gone Wild" executive Joe Francis for using their footage without their consent, but then had their stories refuted by video evidence, have dropped their suit against Francis and his company.

Brooke Patsolic and Christina Brose have issued a statement saying that they’ve "agreed to dismiss our lawsuit" and say that "Girls Gone Wild and Joe Francis have suffered as a result of this law suit [sic] and our actions." The women also make it clear that Francis and Mantra Films haven’t paid them a penny.

The women had their claims publicly slammed when video showing them consenting to being filmed was released on the Internet. "I am prepared to fight back, and I will defend myself against all baseless accusations," says Francis in a statement.

I hope Joe learned a valuable lesson here. Like when a girl says she’s taking "the pill," then she suddenly pops out a baby and says it’s yours. My friend was like, "Wow, I had no idea she was even pregnant. She said she was getting fat is all, and she got mad saying ’Don’t you trust me?’" True she was fat, but also pregnant. Trust is when you wear a condom.

Vanessa Hudgens, pictured above fully clothed and taking her sister to a movie in Los Angeles, is starting to get lucrative offers after her nude picture hit the Internet last week, and it’s not from Disney for another High School Musical movie. Here’s more:

Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join the GGW brand and lifestyle." In a press release issued from a Nevada prison, Francis says "Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime." As for the nude pictures now circulating the Internet, Joe doesn’t seem to mind. "She took a picture," he says, "it was leaked, and now it is time to move forward with her career."

Vanessa is part Filipina, and conservative, so she only sends nude pictures to guys she likes. I for one would love it if Filipinas sent me nude pictures of themselves. Wink wink. If Vanessa were a slut, she’d send guys she likes nude pictures of herself with "do me now" written on them. so you see, she’s a good girl.

Fun fact: Joe Francis can only get off using a mirror to watch himself masturbate.

Antonella Barba from the latest American Idol is a 20 year old college girl, and we all know college girls love to get wild and crazy. How else would they find girls for Girls Gone Wild? Barba’s personal pictures are already making it onto the net, not because she’s such a big talent, but because she’s a little bit famous so her friends have to embarass her publicly. It’s just the thing to do these days.

Barba gave the customary middle finger to fans, and was caught grinding another girl both pictured below. If things go well, Barba could be the next Katie Rees, former Miss Nevada from the Miss USA pageant, who is now hosting in Las Vegas for the next 2 years with a $2 million dollar contract. The naughtier the pictures, the bigger the star Barba could be.

See Barba giving a blow job by clicking here.