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Britney Spears Back to Partying

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:50:34 +0000

Britney Spears went to Winston’s in Los Angeles on Monday night with her assistant Alli Sims. While at Winston’s Britney is reported to have been in and out of the bathroom repeatedly, and was sniffing when she came out. She also changed her outfits twice, and when she asked the DJ to play Gimme More he did. Sounds like Paris. Britney left Winston’s about 2 a.m., and was subsequently pulled over by the cops. Thankfully Alli was driving. In the pictures it appears that Britney dressed as a pirate wench. This is the second time she’s gone pirate without going to a Halloween party.

Britney Spears Official Blackout CD Cover

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:02:58 +0000

The official CD cover for Britney Spears new CD Blackout is finally here, and it sucks. This is what happens when Britney manages her own career. The album is due out October 30, which is earlier than expected since most of the songs already leaked out online. Jive Records is suing Perez for leaving rough unfinished Blackout songs on his site, which the label says make Britney look bad. That’s not hard to do. Here’s a list of the songs that have leaked so far:

1. Gimme More (04:11) – LEAKED
2. Piece of Me (03:32) – LEAKED
3. Radar (03:49) – LEAKED
4. Break The Ice (03:16) – LEAKED
5. Heaven on Earth (04:52) – LEAKED
6. Get Naked (I Got A Plan) – LEAKED
7. Freakshow (02:55)
8. Toy Soldier (03:21)
9. Hot As Ice (03:16) – LEAKED (Cold As Fire)
10. Ooh Ooh Baby (03:28) – LEAKED (Fillin’ Me Up)
11. Perfect Lover (03:02) – LEAKED (Got Me High)
12. Why Should I Be Sad (03:10) – LEAKED (Stupid Things)

Britney is auditioning dancers today for her new Blackout tour. It should be called When Pigs Fly, or Three Little Piggies, or just plain Oink. I like Gimme More, but the rest of the album stinks like pig sh!t. It’s actually going to be entertaining to see video of Britney trying to make her 300 lb butt dance. She’ll probably just sit in a big lounge chair on stage eating Big Macs and glazed donuts, and washing them down with Starbucks fat shakes. You don’t think I’d actually pay to see her perform do you? Who knows, maybe she’ll make history by having a heart attack at the age of 25 on this tour. I might go to see that, if the tickets are free. The deluxe edition below comes with a free Cheetos offer. Sweet.

Britney Spears- Gimme More Uncut – Topless – Upskirt Bonus

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:08:26 +0000

Britney Spears is only wearing pasties over her nipples in this uncut version of her Gimme More music video. The quality is really crap, but it’s the only one around right now. I hope her next album isn’t about a mommy who strips to make money to feed her kids. In reality, mommy will be doing Jenny Craig commercials just to support her Cheetos habit. The bonus I was talking about is in the pictures below. Britney still can’t keep her legs together when exiting a car, meaning more upskirt pictures. More news about the custody case. Kevin Federline is claiming Britney hit him several times during the marriage, and is likely to hit the kids too if she gets angry. She did attack that white SUV with an umbrella, and she did say she would “kill” a paparazzi she attacked in Las Vegas. The judge ordered Britney not to use corporal punishment on the boys. Poor Britney, she’s such a victim. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! … sobbing, mascara running down my face, ice cream on my lap, and walls plastered with Britney pictures … The end.

Britney Spears Gimme More Music Video

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:11:11 +0000

Britney Spears thinks she’s hot, and plays a stripper in her new music video Gimme More. The camera does a close up on her butt a total of 1,003,074 times, but she still wanted more. Once I went through Astronaut training where they spin you around, put you through 5 Gs of gravity, shake you, drop you, and beat you with rubber hoses, all in an effort to make you puke. I barely even broke a sweat. About 20 seconds into Britney’s video, I threw up everything I ate for the last week, plus the shoes I was wearing. If you feel brave you can watch a low quality version above, or you can download the high quality version for free here, here, or here. For the iTunes link click here.

A better version is called Gimme More Pills. It seems so much more real. Click here to watch it.

Britney Spears Gets Supervised Visitation

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:12:43 +0000

Britney Spears got her interim California driver’s license this week, so a judge gave her limited supervised visitation with Sean Preston and Jayden James. The judge made the decision for Kevin Federline to retain physical custody in a three hour hearing. Most hearings only last 15 to 20 minutes max. Celebrity justice. To show the judge how much she cares about her two little boys Britney did not show up for the hearing. The judge ordered her to attend the next hearing on October 26. Federline was in court. Right now Britney is living in a Beverly Hills hotel for reasons unknown. Maybe because she’s on a Starbucks diet. I can see the pounds melting off her already. No wait, that’s a drop of water that hit my monitor. The rumors that Britney went to rehab are all untrue. Why would she think she needs help, when she thinks she’s already perfect.

There is some good news for Britney. Her single Gimme More is Number 1 for downloads on Billboard’s Hot Digital Songs chart, and rose from number 68 to number 3 on Billboard’s Hot 100. The Gimme More music video will premiere Monday on MTV and VH1. However, you can see Britney shake her SUV sized booty right now, since the Gimme More music video just became available to download on iTunes tonight. Click here to download it. Hurry up, Britney doesn’t like to be kept waiting.

Britney Spears to Apologize at the Emmys

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:27:35 +0000

Britney Spears is reported to be in negotiations with Fox network to appear on the Emmy Awards on Sunday. Her appearance has not been confirmed, "the idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs. She’s weighing the offer." Click here to see video of her Gimme More MTV VMA performance.

A source close to Spears says, "I can’t say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it’s not going through the official channels."

If the Emmys want to get bigger ratings, why don’t they book Britney as a presenter, rather than try to humiliate her further. She has nothing to apologize for. Britney gave a whale of a performance, and it was everything everyone expected. You know how the media is though, they are like sharks when they smell blood in the water. It wouldn’t be so bad for Britney however, if she hadn’t acted like she was Queen of the Sea. The Emmys should do a spoof on Britney’s performance. Make fun of her, but don’t be mean about it. In other words, don’t let Rosie write the comedy.

Britney Spears Blew a Comeback with Justin Timberlake

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:33:49 +0000

Britney Spears seems to think that illusion can cover up a lack of effort in her performance, preparation, and attitude. That might be how corporate executives get by, but that doesn’t make the grade when you’re a pop star. Here’s more:

Britney Spears didn’t end up working with Criss Angel on her VMA comeback performance, but her stage show was certainly full of illusions. Her lip-syncing was meant to give her the appearance of an actual singer, and her spray-on tan was supposed to make it look like she’d spent hours in the gym (as opposed to the bar).

â€œShe had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,â€ a source tells Us. Well, we know how that turned out.

I don’t know why no one suggested Britney use one of those six pack abs you get at the Halloween costume store. Plus a French maid outfit, an eye patch, and a plastic sword. She could have had a sword fight with all the dancers, and afterwards make them walk the plank. It was Las Vegas, and anything could happen, so you gotta think big.

Britney blew her chance to have a big comeback with the help of Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, when her ego grew too big. Timbaland says the collaboration with Britney would be:

"the best thing that ever happened" and would "help her out a whole lot." But he then dismissed the possibility, saying in so many words that Brit has become big-headed and had dissed him and Justin. "It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t."

Now Timbo has even more advice to give her about getting her career back on track. "She needs a story," he said. "She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ’She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ’Screw you, screw you, I don’t need nobody.’ "

So is there any chance for Spears to rectify the situation and possibly work with Timberlake and Timbaland? Yes, says the super-producer â€” if she apologizes.

"She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ’I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about," Tim said. "She needs to say, ’I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say."

More bad news for Britney. Her single Gimme More got on the Billboard Hot 100, but it is hanging at number 85. If this whole pop star thing doesn’t work for her anymore, Britney will probably start her own plus size fashion line. For women only.

Britney Spears Offered Second Chance to Fail

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:50:27 +0000

Ok! Magazine says Extra is offering Britney Spears a chance to perform:

After last night’s disastrous VMA performance, the folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single â€œGimme Moreâ€ another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback.

So the execs over at Extra saw how many people watched Britney fall flat on her face on the VMAs, and now they want her to help their ratings by putting on another lame peformance. I hit my thumb this morning with a hammer, and guess what? I didn’t think it was a good idea to do it a second time.

Britney Spears 2007 MTV VMA Peformance Reaction

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:40:02 +0000

The reaction today to Britney Spears 2007 MTV Video Music Awards performance is ranging from shock to horror, but no one is surprised. The AP said:

As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong. Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance.

The AP reports just the facts. The New York Post said:

…why was Britney Spears’ totally lame, pathetically lip-synched Video Music Awards performance at the Palms Casino last night allowed to be seen by the rest of the world? Spears was stuffed into a spangled bra and hot pants and jiggled like Jell-O as she sleepwalked through the song. She didn’t seem to care that she danced like she had a pantload, that her lips weren’t synched with the song, and that the tune isn’t all that great.

The New York Daily News said:

Glassy-eyed and out of step, Britney seemed lost in a sea of pole dancers and overmuscled male models who groped her so much she wasn’t even mouthing the words by the time her number ended. Cuts to the audience revealed fellow artists rolling their eyes. 50 Cent looked like he might have just thrown up in his mouth, and Rihanna was flat-out laughing to a table guest.

And Us Magazine said:

Following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, "Gimme More," a source tells Us that Spears was spotted "crying badly backstage. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up." The singer may have had an inkling of what was to come prior to her performance: A VMA insider tells Us that Spears fired her hairstylist right before going on.

Click here to see Britney’s MTV Video Music Award performance if you missed it. These reviews are far too kind. Look at 50 Cent’s face below during Britney’s performance. It’s the look of shock and horror. With all the gore and violence 50 Cent has seen on the streets, Britney’s performance is the one that will leave him shaking, and scared to sleep alone at night. When 50 Cent left the VMAs last night he was as white as Michael Jackson, and kept mumbling, "The horror, oh the horror."

Was Broken Heel or Sarah Silverman Cause of Bad Britney Spears Performance at 2007 MTV VMA?

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:10:40 +0000

The Internets are ablaze this morning with theories explaining Britney’s wooden performance last night.

Photographic evidence of a glittering broken heel is being touted as the reason Brit appeared to stiffly walk through the number, barely moving her hips.

X17 is reporting that Britney Spears was suffering an impediment of a more emotional nature:

A source tells X17 Brit found out about Sarah Silverman’s crappy line about Britney’s babies just moments before she took the stage to perform "Gimme More."

Needless to say, Britney was PISSED! … as any mom would be. Britney was so upset she walked through her performance just to get it over with (despite encouragement from her friends, including Sam who was apparently yelling at Sarah backstage) to skip out on it all together).

She held up her end of the bargain and got a major slap in the face from Sarah.

We’re sure other excuses for Brit-Brit’s uncomfortable-looking routine will continue to pop up today.

We’d like to float our own theory that Britney had her Cheetos power snack way too close to curtain call.

You simply cannot shake your money maker with real feeling when you’re still digesting such cheese-flavored goodness.

Even if you do somehow get the orange stains off your hands in time.

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